Can you see standing right behind Steph, growling? In my yummy sushi pajamas?
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Sep 21, 2011 7:24:39 am PDT #27502 of 30001
Because books.
Ginger - Sep 21, 2011 7:25:47 am PDT #27503 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I think we should randomly call different posts "Top News."
le nubian - Sep 21, 2011 7:26:03 am PDT #27504 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
On twitter you can report users for spam and/or block users.
I love both features and use them weekly.
Allyson - Sep 21, 2011 7:28:20 am PDT #27505 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
In addition to my other first world complaints, I would like to punch New Girl in the face.
Jessica - Sep 21, 2011 7:28:52 am PDT #27506 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Sorry, Jessica. I actually thought you were interesting before Facebook thought I would think that.
Bwahaha! Well that's what you get for thinking you can outsmart Facebook, obviously.
Jessica - Sep 21, 2011 7:34:16 am PDT #27507 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In addition to my other first world complaints, I would like to punch New Girl in the face.
I really hope that wasn't the FB comment of mine you wanted to respond to.
(Seriously, nobody has to like the show or the character, but can we at least stop threatening to punch/smack her in the face? Is she really so annoying that we need to physically assault her? Why do some many people on the internet want this?)
[eta: That's two people just *today* who have said they want to punch or smack Jess in the face, and both of them are people who have met me in real life. So I'm feeling like maybe I should never leave the house or speak to anyone ever again.]
Allyson - Sep 21, 2011 7:37:23 am PDT #27508 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think I have meta issues.
Steph L. - Sep 21, 2011 7:37:45 am PDT #27509 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Top News: I am indeed wearing my 20-year-old blue wooden scarab earrings with heiroglyphs on the backs because it is Blue Beetle #1 Day!
It is also Batman #1 Day, but I am not wearing my Batman underwear. They bunch up under jeans.
Tom Scola - Sep 21, 2011 7:39:00 am PDT #27510 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Let us know if the scarab starts talking to you, Steph.
Steph L. - Sep 21, 2011 7:39:53 am PDT #27511 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
(Seriously, nobody has to like the show or the character, but can we at least stop threatening to punch/smack her in the face? Is she really so annoying that we need to physically assault her? Why do some many people on the internet want this?)
I didn't have a problem with Jess, but the dudebro roommates got on my nerves, even when Deputy Leo learned A Very Special Lesson and chose to leave the vaguely racist cowboys-and-indians themed event where he was planning to motorboat a hot chick dressed as the Land-O-Lakes girl, and instead went to cheer up Jess with the other dudebros.
But Jess lying on the floor saying "I fell off my heels" made me laugh for about 30 seconds.