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Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Jessica - Sep 21, 2011 7:34:16 am PDT #27507 of 30001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In addition to my other first world complaints, I would like to punch New Girl in the face.

I really hope that wasn't the FB comment of mine you wanted to respond to.

(Seriously, nobody has to like the show or the character, but can we at least stop threatening to punch/smack her in the face? Is she really so annoying that we need to physically assault her? Why do some many people on the internet want this?)

[eta: That's two people just *today* who have said they want to punch or smack Jess in the face, and both of them are people who have met me in real life. So I'm feeling like maybe I should never leave the house or speak to anyone ever again.]

Allyson - Sep 21, 2011 7:37:23 am PDT #27508 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think I have meta issues.

Steph L. - Sep 21, 2011 7:37:45 am PDT #27509 of 30001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Top News: I am indeed wearing my 20-year-old blue wooden scarab earrings with heiroglyphs on the backs because it is Blue Beetle #1 Day!

It is also Batman #1 Day, but I am not wearing my Batman underwear. They bunch up under jeans.

Tom Scola - Sep 21, 2011 7:39:00 am PDT #27510 of 30001

Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Let us know if the scarab starts talking to you, Steph.

Steph L. - Sep 21, 2011 7:39:53 am PDT #27511 of 30001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

(Seriously, nobody has to like the show or the character, but can we at least stop threatening to punch/smack her in the face? Is she really so annoying that we need to physically assault her? Why do some many people on the internet want this?)

I didn't have a problem with Jess, but the dudebro roommates got on my nerves, even when Deputy Leo learned A Very Special Lesson and chose to leave the vaguely racist cowboys-and-indians themed event where he was planning to motorboat a hot chick dressed as the Land-O-Lakes girl, and instead went to cheer up Jess with the other dudebros.

But Jess lying on the floor saying "I fell off my heels" made me laugh for about 30 seconds.

Steph L. - Sep 21, 2011 7:40:20 am PDT #27512 of 30001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Let us know if the scarab starts talking to you, Steph.

Not yet, but my laser-beam arms are SO COOL. Zap!

Allyson - Sep 21, 2011 7:43:05 am PDT #27513 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I thought everyone loved the show but me.

I kept telling Kristen that it wasn't the sitcom's fault, it was obviously me.

§ ita § - Sep 21, 2011 7:43:15 am PDT #27514 of 30001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For Batman #1 day it's my Batsignal leather cuff and my Batbeltbuckle.

And my Bat bandaid.

Go big or go (work at) home.

Amy - Sep 21, 2011 7:45:51 am PDT #27515 of 30001

Because books.

I liked the show a lot, Allyson. I think Zooey Deschanel gives her charm and sweetness. And a LotR ref is always going to score points with me.

I did miss a little of the end because Sara was explaining her math test, in depth, to me, but I'm planning to watch it again.

Allyson - Sep 21, 2011 7:50:05 am PDT #27516 of 30001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

If Kristen or ita had done that on my couch when they moved in, they would have been living with one of you other people within 24 hours.

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