Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Sep 18, 2011 4:04:05 pm PDT #27005 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I don't find her super pretty. Kinda Hollywood normal.


Jesse - Sep 18, 2011 4:07:24 pm PDT #27006 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dear Jane Lynch, maybe don't publicly hate a major category in the industry you've been hired to fete?


Typo Boy - Sep 18, 2011 4:08:37 pm PDT #27007 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

So the Oxford comma always works whereas leaving it out means exceptions. That is a great argument for always using the Oxford comma.


§ ita § - Sep 18, 2011 4:12:28 pm PDT #27008 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That is a great argument for always using the Oxford comma.

No, it's a great argument for sometimes using the Oxford comma.

I always use it, but I don't have a pitch about it,

What the fuck is New Girl? That looks as appalling as Whitney.


DavidS - Sep 18, 2011 4:15:39 pm PDT #27009 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So the Oxford comma always works whereas leaving it out means exceptions. That is a great argument for always using the Oxford comma.

Look the "Oxford comma" is not a mark of punctuation. The comma is. So the only question is whether you need a comma at that point in the sentence to make it clear. You use the comma as necessary.

The Oxford Comma is the hobgoblin of foolish consistency that Emerson warned us against.


§ ita § - Sep 18, 2011 4:15:44 pm PDT #27010 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, god, I'm so old I don't know how old I am. What is happening onscreen?


§ ita § - Sep 18, 2011 4:16:55 pm PDT #27011 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did the Oxford comma cheat on your mother, Hec? Why have you elevated it to hobgoblin status?


Ginger - Sep 18, 2011 4:17:05 pm PDT #27012 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Did anyone else find the musical number actively painful?


Jesse - Sep 18, 2011 4:17:39 pm PDT #27013 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think it kind of came around the far side to awesome again?


§ ita § - Sep 18, 2011 4:18:33 pm PDT #27014 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, Scott Caan is totally pockety dildo-sized.