I don't know about raccoons, but here's a sentence you don't read every day:
Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Sep 15, 2011 5:14:40 pm PDT #26534 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
le nubian - Sep 15, 2011 5:15:35 pm PDT #26535 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
YAY Perkins!
le nubian - Sep 15, 2011 5:15:54 pm PDT #26536 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
brenda,
do I want to click that link?
smonster - Sep 15, 2011 5:17:43 pm PDT #26537 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
How is this the world's largest afro?
I'll ask her if I see her.
Yay Perkins!!
I don't even know what to say about that Gordon Ramsey twin thing. It sounds like a story created by the Heart of Gold's Improbability Drive.
brenda m - Sep 15, 2011 5:17:47 pm PDT #26538 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
If you want to read about diamond-encrusted Soda Streams, then yes.
[Not a euphemism, and no, there's nothing squicky at the link.)
Ginger - Sep 15, 2011 5:21:00 pm PDT #26539 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Perkins, YAY!
shrift - Sep 15, 2011 5:23:57 pm PDT #26540 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Woo hoo, Perkins!
sarameg - Sep 15, 2011 5:25:55 pm PDT #26541 of 30001
I wish I could put a feedbag around MK's neck. The thing is, I am trying to keep his weight up. But him being an old man cat, he nibbles a bit, then wanders upstairs or wherever, away from food. But if I put food down for him, he chows down until something distracts him and he wanders off. And he's not so reliable about wandering back to where the food was (and Loki the fatass might've eaten already) because he's OLD and SLOW and forgetful. I get his weight up on weekends when I'm home to grab food and put it in front of him whenever I see him. He loses during the work week.
Amy - Sep 15, 2011 5:44:37 pm PDT #26542 of 30001
Because books.
Suddenly, BOOM, it's fall. It's crisp and actually chilly out there, and it smells like someone lit a fire. Supposed to go into the 40s tonight, which is so weird.
And now I'm craving gingerbread. Or a pumpkin latte.
Atropa - Sep 15, 2011 5:46:24 pm PDT #26543 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Suddenly, BOOM, it's fall. It's crisp and actually chilly out there, and it smells like someone lit a fire.
Oh, how I am longing for that. We've had grey and cool here, but it doesn't quite feel like fall yet.
Hey, who here has had experience with giving cats Xanax? The vet says that if Trinian flips out again like she did last night, we will need to start doing that.