With a big enough touch screen I'll bet dolphins could totally play Angry Birds.
I'd like to give an iPad to an octopus. It would have Cashmere's Amazon account hacked faster than Owen.
Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet?
Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along.
Book: He could hurry... a little.
'Safe'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Apr 10, 2011 12:33:28 pm PDT #2631 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Aims - Apr 10, 2011 12:39:41 pm PDT #2632 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Suzi - my two cents are to clue him in. Hard.
sarameg - Apr 10, 2011 12:41:58 pm PDT #2633 of 30001
Took boys to pool. Dominic had an awesome time and ended up playing with a few kids. He's had no formal swimming lessons, but actually has some strokes down really well; he just can't do the breathing yet. I was impressed.
Tyler, well....I think it is a success he managed to work his way up from sulking in a chair to up to his knees. Briefly.
And can I say, if you manage to apply sunscreen to 2 kids, one of whom is fighting you all the way, and then the other makes a beeline for the pool, no matter how you try, you will not get sunscreen applied to yourself terribly effectively. Double ow.
And you'd think, given how they were drooping on the way home, that they'd be spent. No. They are outside playing and riding bikes.
Me? I'm slathered in aloe.
aurelia - Apr 10, 2011 12:55:22 pm PDT #2634 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
aurelia - you need to write a grant to test that theory.
Ooh! Could I get a hunky marine biologist to work with me?
sumi - Apr 10, 2011 12:59:56 pm PDT #2635 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
You probably shouldn't put "hunky" in the grant proposal. . .
Polter-Cow - Apr 10, 2011 1:07:38 pm PDT #2636 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You should use the term "beefcake-positive" instead.
sarameg - Apr 10, 2011 1:19:48 pm PDT #2637 of 30001
And I have 2 blisters from shoes that never gave me blisters. Taking care of kids, not for the fainthearted. Especially going from childless to single parenting 8&4. Who are extremely active.
DavidS - Apr 10, 2011 1:24:39 pm PDT #2638 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
You probably shouldn't put "hunky" in the grant proposal. . .
You should use the term "beefcake-positive" instead.
You've got to be more subtle than that.
"Candidate should have collegiate experience in gymnastics, a modeling portfolio and a penis that can drive a six inch spike through a board."
tommyrot - Apr 10, 2011 1:53:15 pm PDT #2639 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
“This guy is crazy!” …crazy like a fox. This is apparently a vending machine at a petting zoo from which people can buy treats to feed the animals. But Billy here has figured out how to “tap” into it himself!
Beverly - Apr 10, 2011 2:31:49 pm PDT #2640 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Suzi, I'm with Aims. I'd clue him in so hard he'd be dizzy for a week. Wanna borrow my clue by four? It's painted a very pretty blue.