I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 14, 2011 6:55:14 am PDT #26066 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yes. And #2 is correct.

Oh, I totally agree. Asexuality (particularly aromantic and heteroromantic) is non-typical sexuality, but it still isn't queer just by virtue of being non-typical sexuality.


Cashmere - Sep 14, 2011 6:56:36 am PDT #26067 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

insent, Plei!


zuisa - Sep 14, 2011 7:07:20 am PDT #26068 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

Oh my god. I just right-clicked something and it took twenty seven seconds for the menu to pop up. Whoever normally works here must not use this computer much, because... it can't do much.


Toddson - Sep 14, 2011 7:09:23 am PDT #26069 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Looking at zuisa's tagline (When I was nine years old, I think I wanted to be a brontosaurus.) ... well, your (temporary) computer's a dinosaur - is that close enough?


zuisa - Sep 14, 2011 7:10:40 am PDT #26070 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

Haha, absolutely.

The tagline is actually a quote from Fringe, but it's still valid. What nine-year-old DOESN'T want to grow up to be a dinosaur?


flea - Sep 14, 2011 7:16:03 am PDT #26071 of 30001
information libertarian

I spent several months working receptionist temp jobs in DC in 1994-1995, and boy are you taking me back, zuisa! For one thing, this was before the internet. At best I could expect to play computer solitaire; sometimes I had no computer at all, and once I had a typewriter for 2 weeks. In many, many cases I barely had anything to do, and phones never rang. I packed books and read, and studied classical Greek, and typed letters and postcards to people.


Jessica - Sep 14, 2011 7:18:30 am PDT #26072 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I really want to have to stop putting the A/C on. Come on, fall.

Seriously!


zuisa - Sep 14, 2011 7:18:38 am PDT #26073 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

studied classical Greek

This sounds awesome.

I'm SO lucky there's internet, even if the computer is basically useless otherwise. I really should write something or study something. It'd be a much better use of my time.


meara - Sep 14, 2011 7:22:29 am PDT #26074 of 30001

Very lucky there's internet! I was temping right after college and a lot of places had blocked the web...and some had even blocked solitaire! Sad.

I really want to have to stop putting the A/C on. Come on, fall.

Hah--I was just thinking last night that I really should take the fan out of my window, because it's too cold here now (a week after our very brief "summer")


Connie Neil - Sep 14, 2011 7:25:10 am PDT #26075 of 30001
brillig

I had a temp job that was scheduled for 2 days but the work itself took 3 hours to accomplish. Unfortunately, the guy who had ordered the job admitted he had no clue how long it was supposed to take and was not willing to have me sitting doing nothing for a day and a half.

The work involved typing a report from ten minutes of dictation. The guy must have only had experience with people who typed 20 words a minute or something. He got someone who, at the time, was typing 103 WPM and had spent the previous eight years doing transcripts of recorded TV and radio shows. The only reason it took me three hours was because I left a word out of the letter and I was working on an ancient Selectric instead of a word processor.