But you didn't luck into the decision not to lord it over everyone here with that brush with fame! That is entirely attributable to your coolness.
Oh, I see. I am wowed on a daily basis by Buffistas' actual exploits (published authors, for one!) so it doesn't occur to me that brushes with cool musician types would be celebrated. Plus, like I said, I am square.
PUBLISHED AND TALENTED AUTHOR AND SCIENTIST!
Also, excellent friend to animals and humans.
I'm not a scientist. I'm a lame assistant.
No one who has published two books is allowed to call themselves nothing. That makes the writers who have NOT published two books think they are LESS than nothing. Not to mention the entire snarky, caring, smart, fascinating non-writing parts of Allyson, which are ALSO not nothing.
Allyson is the opposite of nothing. I have spoken and will brook no disagreement.
The Beasties played at my 18th birthday party.
You have seriously damaged Tom. He's in shock. Jealous, pathetic shock.
Tell Tom I am still with him. On the internet.
Tell Tom I am still with him. On the internet.
Here lie Allyson and Tom, slain by Javachick, and her coolness.
ETA - Javachik - T says "that's the FIRST thing she should tell a person. She's been holding out on me." He's WOUNDED.
Also, he thinks you're all pretty awesome. He'd say so, but he's in shock.