No one who has published two books is allowed to call themselves nothing. That makes the writers who have NOT published two books think they are LESS than nothing. Not to mention the entire snarky, caring, smart, fascinating non-writing parts of Allyson, which are ALSO not nothing.
Allyson is the opposite of nothing. I have spoken and will brook no disagreement.
The Beasties played at my 18th birthday party.
You have seriously damaged Tom. He's in shock. Jealous, pathetic shock.
Tell Tom I am still with him. On the internet.
Tell Tom I am still with him. On the internet.
Here lie Allyson and Tom, slain by Javachick, and her coolness.
ETA - Javachik - T says "that's the FIRST thing she should tell a person. She's been holding out on me." He's WOUNDED.
Also, he thinks you're all pretty awesome. He'd say so, but he's in shock.
My sister-in-law is the genesis of the album name "Hello Nasty."
the only comment I have for javachik is, if they played your 18th birthday party, you sure are mature sounding for a 20-year-old!
Dude, my freshman roommate ruined Marley, reggae, Grateful Dead and Beastie Boys (though that was mostly a suitemate) for me. Much like my mother's roommate ruined Dylan for her. I twitch.
I'd like to say I ruined NIN, Siouxie, TMBG, Sarah Maclachlan, Mazzie Star, Lucious Jackson, Depeche Mode and U2 for her, but honestly, I didn't play much music in the room unless I was cleaning or something, as it was distracting.
I feel like I should know who Jello Biafra is, the name rings a bell, but I do not. Music, I do not know much.