Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Sep 12, 2011 6:32:48 pm PDT #25707 of 30001

Yes, that's what I consider to be basic alterations. I know, I'm crazy.

Crazy awesome. I'd love to have those skills. They'd serve me well, because I know many a time I've had to not buy something that would have looked great if I could have taken the waist from one size, the arms from the next size up, and let the hem down about an inch.


Amy - Sep 12, 2011 6:36:47 pm PDT #25708 of 30001
Because books.

I've watched Jilli do alterations. For SA, actually! It's extremely impressive. I want Jilli to teach me to sew.


Lee - Sep 12, 2011 6:51:59 pm PDT #25709 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh! I missed the Sparky news but am wishing good things to come from it!!

I am lisah in this one!

And I am Kat!


Atropa - Sep 12, 2011 7:02:43 pm PDT #25710 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I want Jilli to teach me to sew.

If you were only in the PNW, you could be part of the Great Jam Economy, where we barter skills. I'm serious. I do alterations for other people, they make me jam. Or pressure can chicken broth and tomato sauce. Or come over and make me food.

because I know many a time I've had to not buy something that would have looked great if I could have taken the waist from one size, the arms from the next size up, and let the hem down about an inch.

My default for most jackets is to buy a size 14, and then tailor it down to a busty size 12.


meara - Sep 12, 2011 7:03:31 pm PDT #25711 of 30001

I've been fascinated by some "extra petite" blogs that talk about and show alterations (my current fave is "Alterations Needed"). And it's got me thinking about getting more of my stuff tailored. But yes, that's expensive. And I change sizes.

I totally want "casual enthusiast" classes! Home maintenance and auto and sewing would be spiffy.

I find being forced to take an Armed Service Aptitude test very uncool. WTF?? On the other hand, I would support required service (military or opt into Americorps type thing) like they have in some countries. I think it would be good for people.


Strix - Sep 12, 2011 7:05:41 pm PDT #25712 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Erin, have you done media training? Your post to Sparky was right on!

Nope, but I read a lot of weird shit, and was a makeup-artist in grad school, did some freelance gigs for photographers, and my friend owns a photo studio/business.


aurelia - Sep 12, 2011 9:18:46 pm PDT #25713 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

If you were only in the PNW, you could be part of the Great Jam Economy, where we barter skills.

I received a painting in return for a lighting design once. Your examples are a little more practical though.

I can sew, and probably could do lots of my own alterations. The problem is that I hate to sew.


Hil R. - Sep 13, 2011 1:55:53 am PDT #25714 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I can sew, but I'm lazy about it. I'm bringing some pants to be shortened to a tailor, even though hemming is certainly within my skill set, because the pants have been sitting on my "stuff to be sewn" pile for over a year, and I've just accepted that I'm not going to do it.


Calli - Sep 13, 2011 2:18:14 am PDT #25715 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I can do basic hemming, sew on a button, or sew a straight seam. I keep thinking of learning how to make quilts, and then actually doing something else.


Juliebird - Sep 13, 2011 2:45:27 am PDT #25716 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

What is wrong with my education? I know my grammar is horrible. And I have come to realize that I was taught to spell UK/Canadian by whatever Christian Academy I was in when learning to spell was the thing to do (and have been driving my beta nuts until she caught on) (and I will probably drive readers nuts).

I'm typing an email to my insurance company and end up with angst over the red dots underlining "spelt".

Who the fuck taught me English and why does Firefox and Word not agree with it? I actually spent fifth grade (my first year in public school) thinking I was the dumbest creature to ever exist because the teachers failed me hard in my writing class (and in later years, would be confused that I apparently didn't know how to spell a lot of words correctly, with access to Microsoft and spellcheck). And I can't knock it off (and I refuse to, because of childhood trauma, being made to feel dumb when it was all perfectly acceptable).

Why do I have to keep being made aware that I'm off-kilter with my spelling because of where I live? F*** you Firefox and Microsoft Office!

I think, in the end, this is the real reason that I hate Christianity.