And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Sep 12, 2011 6:21:39 pm PDT #25700 of 30001
Because books.

I'm going to take all the dilettante ones, just because.


DavidS - Sep 12, 2011 6:22:35 pm PDT #25701 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dilletante classes should comb with cigarette holders and flirtini glasses.


beekaytee - Sep 12, 2011 6:25:13 pm PDT #25702 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Erin, have you done media training? Your post to Sparky was right on!

The only thing I'd add is, if you wear a long top, sit on the back of it so the shoulders don't ride up.

Sparky, I'm saying a prayer that THIS is the thing that brings her home.


JenP - Sep 12, 2011 6:25:34 pm PDT #25703 of 30001

Please start with sewing and auto, Kat?

I think I'd rather sew than clean my bathroom. But, really, all I've ever sewn is buttons on and some really atrociously bad seam/rip repairs.

I did use my mother's sewing machine once for a sewing project in home ec. The one and only time I used a sewing machine.


Atropa - Sep 12, 2011 6:27:22 pm PDT #25704 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

For example (what, you guys started me off on clothing modification, one of my fave pastimes): just about any blazer I buy, be it off-the-rack or from a thrift store, goes through what I consider a "basic" round of alterations. I unpick the back seam of the lining so I can take in the center darts/seams to make it more fitted through the waist. I split and finish the back two side seams up to just above the hips, so the bottom of the jacket will lay smoothly over petticoats. I usually end up adding extra buttons and button holes, because most blazers don't have enough to deal with my bosom-to-waist ratio.

Yes, that's what I consider to be basic alterations. I know, I'm crazy.


Kat - Sep 12, 2011 6:27:31 pm PDT #25705 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Oh wait! Not beginner... it should be tyro, dilettante and enthusiast.

heee!

I can tailor, sort of, but mostly my skills are used for hemming at this point. Or redoing Grace's soccer uniform to fit her. I hemmed it too small, but the darts I put in the back make the top more fitted without losing the jersey number nor the seaming/decoration.

I just mailed an envelope of poop to someone.


DavidS - Sep 12, 2011 6:32:23 pm PDT #25706 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just mailed an envelope of poop to someone.

Non sequitur!


JenP - Sep 12, 2011 6:32:48 pm PDT #25707 of 30001

Yes, that's what I consider to be basic alterations. I know, I'm crazy.

Crazy awesome. I'd love to have those skills. They'd serve me well, because I know many a time I've had to not buy something that would have looked great if I could have taken the waist from one size, the arms from the next size up, and let the hem down about an inch.


Amy - Sep 12, 2011 6:36:47 pm PDT #25708 of 30001
Because books.

I've watched Jilli do alterations. For SA, actually! It's extremely impressive. I want Jilli to teach me to sew.


Lee - Sep 12, 2011 6:51:59 pm PDT #25709 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh! I missed the Sparky news but am wishing good things to come from it!!

I am lisah in this one!

And I am Kat!