I have had people have pets wander off and come home days later. In at least one case, the returning pet showed noticeable weight gain.
Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Typo Boy - Apr 09, 2011 2:13:14 pm PDT #2534 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2011 2:18:10 pm PDT #2535 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wonder if his wife agrees that "good sex doesn’t last long."
In the second reference to the column that I found, one of the commenters said "isn't the point just to make the tumescence go away?" And I thought "Damn, I hope no one lost their virginity to you." And if that's a straight guy and anyone did, I want to send them to the guy I lost mine with.
I have fizz!
That's not related, by the way.
msbelle - Apr 09, 2011 2:20:21 pm PDT #2536 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
of course it's not. EXCEPT IN ALL OF OUR HEADS!!!
ita and some random guy, ita and some random guy.
Burrell - Apr 09, 2011 2:21:50 pm PDT #2537 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh Sparky, I came here looking to see if Sass was back yet. Sending brackets and good thoughts to all of you, Sass too.
Although I find the phrase "vanilla privilege" full of all kinds of veiled assumptions, I'm loving the discussion going on here.
Oh, speaking of those veiled assumptions, what's up with
Symbols of vanilla affection/romance will not be appropriated as “edgy” fashion statements (E.G. collars)
??!? WTF lady, are you bragging or complaining?
OK, last random response on my part: Liese I LOVE YOU!
Cass - Apr 09, 2011 2:22:00 pm PDT #2538 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
ita and some random guy
With fizz.
Burrell - Apr 09, 2011 2:22:54 pm PDT #2539 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
You forgot to mention the fizz, msbelle.
brenda m - Apr 09, 2011 2:30:46 pm PDT #2540 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Darby lost her tags at the dog park this morning, as I discovered about 20 minutes later when someone called (and identified herself as "Chomper's person", which made me laugh).
flea - Apr 09, 2011 2:32:57 pm PDT #2541 of 30001
information libertarian
I think the sentence that began "I mean, I am an actual missionary..." is possibly the best thing I have ever read.
I also find myself hoping "Chomper" is a chihuahua or something equally teensy.
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2011 2:34:28 pm PDT #2542 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ita and some random guy.
Are you mocking my life choices? Unpack your privilege, woman.
My sister asks people about their sex lives for a living, but not straight people, so she had no help for me. She did say she'd ask her sexologist colleague about what vanilla is supposed to be.
I can't believe google was so unhelpful. Then again, the internet and vanilla sex?
brenda m - Apr 09, 2011 2:35:22 pm PDT #2543 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Chomper is a big lumbering basset hound who wants to play with the big dogs but can't keep up, so when they all get going he stands on the sidelines and barks at them. Before I knew his name I knew him as "The Fun Police."