I think the sentence that began "I mean, I am an actual missionary..." is possibly the best thing I have ever read.
I also find myself hoping "Chomper" is a chihuahua or something equally teensy.
Oh, no, oh, no! Spontaneous poetic exclamations. Lord, spare me college boys in love.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Apr 09, 2011 2:32:57 pm PDT #2541 of 30001
information libertarian
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2011 2:34:28 pm PDT #2542 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ita and some random guy.
Are you mocking my life choices? Unpack your privilege, woman.
My sister asks people about their sex lives for a living, but not straight people, so she had no help for me. She did say she'd ask her sexologist colleague about what vanilla is supposed to be.
I can't believe google was so unhelpful. Then again, the internet and vanilla sex?
brenda m - Apr 09, 2011 2:35:22 pm PDT #2543 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Chomper is a big lumbering basset hound who wants to play with the big dogs but can't keep up, so when they all get going he stands on the sidelines and barks at them. Before I knew his name I knew him as "The Fun Police."
Liese S. - Apr 09, 2011 2:37:59 pm PDT #2544 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I think the sentence that began "I mean, I am an actual missionary..." is possibly the best thing I have ever read.
I'm just sayin, guys.
Also...
I have fizz!
I am out of fizz. Woes. And it is snowing, so I can't go out looking for fizz. I need to order it. I hear sometimes you can buy things on this internet thing and people will bring you the stuff.
Burrell - Apr 09, 2011 2:56:06 pm PDT #2545 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
So I just did my nails, but couldn't decide whether I liked them better with or without glitter. So I just polled my kids.
That's a problem, right? I'm taking fashion advice from grade schoolers.
flea - Apr 09, 2011 2:57:51 pm PDT #2546 of 30001
information libertarian
They do tend to like glitter.
flea - Apr 09, 2011 3:00:38 pm PDT #2547 of 30001
information libertarian
The LJ DDOS attacks made the NYT: [link]
Also: Dmitri Medvedev has an LJ. Presumably is it not about, say, Winchesters.
-t - Apr 09, 2011 3:07:36 pm PDT #2548 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, I hope he's a Sam girl.
Burrell - Apr 09, 2011 3:09:00 pm PDT #2549 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
The LJ DDOS attacks made the NYT
Fascinating. I hadn't thought before about the role lj plays in Russian politics.
They do like glitter, it's true. So do I. I'm still not convinced. It kind of looks like I rolled my hands in gold dust.
My kids are obsessed with GoGos, the newest tiny, crappy plastic toy to hit the market. Has anyone else heard of them? As far as I can tell, their only redeeming value is they won't take up much storage space. Anyway, Walgreens was handing them out for free today, so at least we were able to satisfy their need for fairly cheap, the price of gas.
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2011 3:09:23 pm PDT #2550 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Livejournal differs little from such services the world over, offering large helpings of celebrity gossip and racy photos.
?? That's a remarkably concise misconception of LJ.