Jayne, you'll scare the women.

Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Sep 09, 2011 5:46:15 pm PDT #25266 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Here's a little silly for y'all. I'm sitting in the courtyard drinking and wearing my new hard hat.


Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2011 5:47:21 pm PDT #25267 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

A girl sits in the courtyard in that hat, you know she's not afraid of anything. And she loves the shit out of America.


sarameg - Sep 09, 2011 5:50:36 pm PDT #25268 of 30001

Hah! Take a picture.

Maria's muuuuch closer to me for work now, so if looking for groups, Towson, MD/N Baltimore or her home city.


Ginger - Sep 09, 2011 5:53:50 pm PDT #25269 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

More silly:

Today at the vet's, there was a woman with a fairly young kitten, probably weighing about four pounds. She lives in a retirement home, where the apartments include a cord to pull for an emergency. She hears people banging on her door, saying "Are you okay?" She looks over and sees the kitten swinging on the cord.


Liese S. - Sep 09, 2011 6:03:43 pm PDT #25270 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, I think we do need a picture of you inhabiting the hardhat.

Hee, about the kitty! Totally such a thing kittens would do.


Allyson - Sep 09, 2011 6:11:40 pm PDT #25271 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So this is my text for the Terriers on DVD petition. I just need something with numbers on it to show a distributor. Of course, the risk is that I only get fifty signatures. But, I gotta know.

We, the undersigned, do solemnly swear to buy Terriers on DVD, and to forever love the distributor. For it will be the best-looking, sexiest, smartest, coolest distributor, ever.

That's all I need, really, and I'll explain on the blog post that this is pretty much just a numbers game. I need empirical evidence that there's still a market, a year later. And if there isn't, well, I'm a jackass, I guess. Fortunately, I'm a known jackass so it won' really hurt me any worse.

Thoughts? xpost Minearverse


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 09, 2011 6:49:39 pm PDT #25272 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh Maria, I am so sorry to hear this latest kick in the teeth for you and your DH. I wish there was something I could do of a more practical nature than offering love and long-distance support.


Atropa - Sep 09, 2011 6:59:23 pm PDT #25273 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh Maria. Honey, I am so sorry. No one deserves this, and especially not you and your DH.

Lean on your support networks. Don't think you are asking for too much attention, or bothering us, or ANYTHING like that. This is what friends are meant for, to hold us together when we can't do it ourselves.

I wish there was something I could do.


Burrell - Sep 09, 2011 8:09:57 pm PDT #25274 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm so sorry Maria. We are all here for you.


Typo Boy - Sep 09, 2011 8:15:00 pm PDT #25275 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Maria you are absolutely right that it is not fair. I am angry on your behalf and on behalf of your husband. But you will get through this. And since all I can give you is sympathy and good wishes you have those from me. And those who can offer more will.