Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Sep 09, 2011 5:36:40 pm PDT #25262 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Maria - God. . . I am just so sorry and yeah - this board is totally here for you to say all the things you need to say so that you can be the person you need to be for your dh and your family.


Liese S. - Sep 09, 2011 5:39:10 pm PDT #25263 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I say that, AND I say that we will also continue to talk about the silliness and interesting things and whatnot that makes up our regular days. That way you won't feel like you've derailed us, and you can also have some distractions when you need it. But don't let that deter you, either, you speak up any moment you need to.


-t - Sep 09, 2011 5:40:56 pm PDT #25264 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Crap. Maria, I am so sorry. It isn't just, there's nothing like justice involved.


Lee - Sep 09, 2011 5:41:35 pm PDT #25265 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Perkins, I may need to ask you and Ginger lots of questions about dealing with this. Please tell me when I overstep my bounds.

Oh, sweetie, anything you need, whenever.

Also, there are support groups for spouses of people with cancer. Would you like one of us to look into a DC group for you?


smonster - Sep 09, 2011 5:46:15 pm PDT #25266 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Here's a little silly for y'all. I'm sitting in the courtyard drinking and wearing my new hard hat.


Polter-Cow - Sep 09, 2011 5:47:21 pm PDT #25267 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

A girl sits in the courtyard in that hat, you know she's not afraid of anything. And she loves the shit out of America.


sarameg - Sep 09, 2011 5:50:36 pm PDT #25268 of 30001

Hah! Take a picture.

Maria's muuuuch closer to me for work now, so if looking for groups, Towson, MD/N Baltimore or her home city.


Ginger - Sep 09, 2011 5:53:50 pm PDT #25269 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

More silly:

Today at the vet's, there was a woman with a fairly young kitten, probably weighing about four pounds. She lives in a retirement home, where the apartments include a cord to pull for an emergency. She hears people banging on her door, saying "Are you okay?" She looks over and sees the kitten swinging on the cord.


Liese S. - Sep 09, 2011 6:03:43 pm PDT #25270 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, I think we do need a picture of you inhabiting the hardhat.

Hee, about the kitty! Totally such a thing kittens would do.


Allyson - Sep 09, 2011 6:11:40 pm PDT #25271 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So this is my text for the Terriers on DVD petition. I just need something with numbers on it to show a distributor. Of course, the risk is that I only get fifty signatures. But, I gotta know.

We, the undersigned, do solemnly swear to buy Terriers on DVD, and to forever love the distributor. For it will be the best-looking, sexiest, smartest, coolest distributor, ever.

That's all I need, really, and I'll explain on the blog post that this is pretty much just a numbers game. I need empirical evidence that there's still a market, a year later. And if there isn't, well, I'm a jackass, I guess. Fortunately, I'm a known jackass so it won' really hurt me any worse.

Thoughts? xpost Minearverse