Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sheryl - Sep 09, 2011 1:09:19 pm PDT #25182 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Planning to go to the Takoma Park Folk Festival on Sunday. Hopefully the 9/11 references will be few.(We were originally planning to go to the MD Ren Faire, but with the weather we've been having, we figured the site would be a bit muddy) We'll probably be hearing a lot of traditional folk music.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2011 1:54:21 pm PDT #25183 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's a guy here whose last day it is, and he just announced that the last work he did was for me. I'm so completely special. Though, he didn't give me the answer I wanted. I should make him go back to his desk.

Also, frell this status report.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2011 2:11:26 pm PDT #25184 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Disappointing results so far in Operation: Dark and Stormy At Home. I got a locally-made ginger beer at the 7-11, which was delicious, but a million dollars. Then I found what is apparently the one ginger beer at my supermarket, which is Goya brand for I think 89 cents a bottle (single serving bottle), and it's got good flavor, but is super flat right away. Why are my tastes always so expensive???


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2011 2:17:32 pm PDT #25185 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

the trainer gave me the most ridiculously patriotic hard hat I've ever seen. There's a screaming eagle on the front with "United States of America" on a banner underneath it, and rippling flags down the sides.

PICTURE PLEASE NOW.

Er, I mean...pardon me, my good woman, dost thou have a photographic rendering of said chapeau, and if so, couldst thou make it available in a tube of the Interwebs?


billytea - Sep 09, 2011 2:46:02 pm PDT #25186 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There's a screaming eagle on the front with "United States of America" on a banner underneath it, and rippling flags down the sides. It's a BADASS hard hat, but I don't know that I can bring myself to wear it. I can't decide whether to subvert it with stickers or give it to someone who will appreciate the "America, fuck yeah!!" nature of it.

This is not a hat you wear when you love America. This is a hat you wear when you have to convince the Patriotism Police that you love America.


Jessica - Sep 09, 2011 3:00:59 pm PDT #25187 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

One advantage of working in a news archive is that I've been inundated with requests for 9/11 documentaries for the past year, so I'm pretty desensitized to the media overload. I have my own memories of the actual day, but the TV images just make me think about work.


smonster - Sep 09, 2011 3:06:40 pm PDT #25188 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Steph, check fb for a pic.


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2011 3:10:34 pm PDT #25189 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Goddamn that is a magnificent hard hat. I think if the eagle were NOT screaming, it wouldn't be half as badass.

Oh my god, send it to Stephen Colbert!


Allyson - Sep 09, 2011 3:11:04 pm PDT #25190 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear newbie fandom,

Don't argue with me. I know what I'm doing.

Love,

Me


amyth - Sep 09, 2011 3:25:08 pm PDT #25191 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh my god, send it to Stephen Colbert!

YES.