But she was naked! And all... articulate!

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 09, 2011 2:11:26 pm PDT #25184 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Disappointing results so far in Operation: Dark and Stormy At Home. I got a locally-made ginger beer at the 7-11, which was delicious, but a million dollars. Then I found what is apparently the one ginger beer at my supermarket, which is Goya brand for I think 89 cents a bottle (single serving bottle), and it's got good flavor, but is super flat right away. Why are my tastes always so expensive???


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2011 2:17:32 pm PDT #25185 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

the trainer gave me the most ridiculously patriotic hard hat I've ever seen. There's a screaming eagle on the front with "United States of America" on a banner underneath it, and rippling flags down the sides.

PICTURE PLEASE NOW.

Er, I mean...pardon me, my good woman, dost thou have a photographic rendering of said chapeau, and if so, couldst thou make it available in a tube of the Interwebs?


billytea - Sep 09, 2011 2:46:02 pm PDT #25186 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There's a screaming eagle on the front with "United States of America" on a banner underneath it, and rippling flags down the sides. It's a BADASS hard hat, but I don't know that I can bring myself to wear it. I can't decide whether to subvert it with stickers or give it to someone who will appreciate the "America, fuck yeah!!" nature of it.

This is not a hat you wear when you love America. This is a hat you wear when you have to convince the Patriotism Police that you love America.


Jessica - Sep 09, 2011 3:00:59 pm PDT #25187 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

One advantage of working in a news archive is that I've been inundated with requests for 9/11 documentaries for the past year, so I'm pretty desensitized to the media overload. I have my own memories of the actual day, but the TV images just make me think about work.


smonster - Sep 09, 2011 3:06:40 pm PDT #25188 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Steph, check fb for a pic.


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2011 3:10:34 pm PDT #25189 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Goddamn that is a magnificent hard hat. I think if the eagle were NOT screaming, it wouldn't be half as badass.

Oh my god, send it to Stephen Colbert!


Allyson - Sep 09, 2011 3:11:04 pm PDT #25190 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear newbie fandom,

Don't argue with me. I know what I'm doing.

Love,

Me


amyth - Sep 09, 2011 3:25:08 pm PDT #25191 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Oh my god, send it to Stephen Colbert!

YES.


Liese S. - Sep 09, 2011 3:25:54 pm PDT #25192 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

RIGHT?

But seriously, you can't alter that hard hat. That is the hard hat of all hard hats. It is a thing of beauty. I think you could just wear it and the subversion would be evident.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2011 3:38:09 pm PDT #25193 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did you know there's such a thing as bacon jam? OMG.

I wonder what a bacon jam and Nutella sandwich tastes like...

I have this tricksy spot to park in at home, where I have to parallel park on my left, and as I'm trying to park tonight a couple with two toddlers stops to do something right within prime bolt and disappear under my wheels distance. For, like, forever. Doesn't anyone else have baby-crush issues other than me?