OMG, Liese, I love you.
I wish there were better names for sexual positions. I hate both "missionary" and "doggy style" as terms.
Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 09, 2011 11:07:45 am PDT #2514 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hil R. - Apr 09, 2011 11:08:49 am PDT #2515 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The term "heteroflexible" unfortunately gets used a lot to mean "Tee hee, I'm a woman who makes out with other women in bars because the men think it's hot!"
I knew someone in college who insisted that this was what the "I'm straight but not narrow" bumper sticker on her car meant.
Jesse - Apr 09, 2011 11:15:17 am PDT #2516 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ugh, seriously????
Steph L. - Apr 09, 2011 11:16:19 am PDT #2517 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Seriously, people. I am an actual missionary, one who has only ever had sex with her husband, and I don't just do missionary position.
I t heart Liese.
quester - Apr 09, 2011 11:19:25 am PDT #2518 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I Liese.
Amen to that!
Strix - Apr 09, 2011 11:28:53 am PDT #2519 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ha, Liese!
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2011 11:30:56 am PDT #2520 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wikipedia:
Among heterosexual couples in the Western world, vanilla sex often refers to the missionary position.[...]. It can also be used to describe insertive sex without any element of BDSM or any fetish.
My assumption is that by insertive they don't mean anal, since they say missionary.
I asked my sister, because she's a professional (anthropologist, not sex person). She hooked me up with the journal linked to from the wikipedia article, but that's about homosexuals. Very frustrating. But it does say that 1/3 of British straight couples engage in occasional anal sex, which for me would put it on the boundary of vanilla--but it's not something you ask a nice girl to do on a first date, you know? And vanilla is that stuff.
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2011 11:54:57 am PDT #2521 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Whew.
Just had an "OMG, what's on the laptop screen?" moment when the cable guy walked in. Scarecrow & Mrs. Flynn fanart. Unbusted.
Strix - Apr 09, 2011 12:38:49 pm PDT #2522 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
isn't that Scarecrow and Mrs. King? Man, my mom loved that show. We watched it all the time.
Ginger - Apr 09, 2011 12:39:46 pm PDT #2523 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
A vanilla person will not have their sexual orientation called into question due to their sexual practices.
Do vanilla people have their grammar called into question?
A vanilla person seeking medical attention due to an accident that occurred during sex will not face scrutiny or be treated unsympathetically because of the nature of the vanilla nature of their sexual activity.
I think there would still be pointing and mocking.
We still don’t know if it’s safe to flog breasts.
So how would one set up that experiment?