isn't that Scarecrow and Mrs. King? Man, my mom loved that show. We watched it all the time.
Right. Sir. Honey.
Zoe ,'The Train Job'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Apr 09, 2011 12:38:49 pm PDT #2522 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ginger - Apr 09, 2011 12:39:46 pm PDT #2523 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
A vanilla person will not have their sexual orientation called into question due to their sexual practices.
Do vanilla people have their grammar called into question?
A vanilla person seeking medical attention due to an accident that occurred during sex will not face scrutiny or be treated unsympathetically because of the nature of the vanilla nature of their sexual activity.
I think there would still be pointing and mocking.
We still don’t know if it’s safe to flog breasts.
So how would one set up that experiment?
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2011 12:45:16 pm PDT #2524 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
isn't that Scarecrow and Mrs. King?
Actually, it was a Scarecrow & Mrs. King/Tron crossover. Which I've now lost.
In my googling on vanilla sex I found a spirited defense of vanilla sex that left me a little...bwuh? I mean, he's a little too excited about sex that only lasts three minutes. However, what really got me was another reference to that same article that referred to the author appearing on the radio show of a girl I knew in university (and who dated Colin).
Okay, ita, get out of the house and run your stupid errands.
Jesse - Apr 09, 2011 1:06:25 pm PDT #2525 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
From that link:
A recent survey of Canadian and American sex therapists, published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, concluded that an “adequate” to “desirable” amount of time for sex, not including foreplay, is between three and 13 minutes. Anything over 10 minutes starts to get too long, they said.
OK, here's my problem with this -- I guess they are defining "sex" as the PIV time, if "foreplay" doesn't count. But not for nothing, I thought "we" decided that oral sex (for example) is sex, right? Basically, I'm annoyed with a foreplay/sex dichotomy.
aurelia - Apr 09, 2011 1:06:53 pm PDT #2526 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Rehearsal report quote of the day:
[actress] has requested rehearsal “whore shoes”
§ ita § - Apr 09, 2011 1:13:22 pm PDT #2527 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Holy tapdancing Abed!
Jesse, I think that was part of why I was WTF? Because I can't imagine sex only taking three minutes unless that's the entire point, but I wasn't subtracting foreplay from the equation. It was all terribly hurried.
Okay, leaving the house now.
aurelia - Apr 09, 2011 1:20:52 pm PDT #2528 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I wonder if his wife agrees that "good sex doesn’t last long." Ice cubes and not-in-a-bed are non-vanilla? Huh.
Typo Boy - Apr 09, 2011 1:31:54 pm PDT #2529 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
"Even a soft boiled egg takes more than three minutes."
Fred Pete - Apr 09, 2011 1:35:52 pm PDT #2530 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
All thoughts for Sass -- GET HOME NOW!
Consuela - Apr 09, 2011 1:39:38 pm PDT #2531 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I'm sad to hear that Sassafrass is still missing. C'mon, Sass, get with the program.
And an advertisement for tags & chips: When I stepped out the door this morning to cut some roses, I met two young, very friendly uncut pit bull males. (I was very happy my dog was in the house.) They had no scars, seemed quite comfortable with people, and had neither collar nor tags (although one of them wore one of the tough-dog harnesses, with some hardware on it). They visited me for a bit and then trotted off down the street.
I was on a schedule, had to get out to my folks' place, and had no way to hang onto them long enough to get them anywhere. (Nor was I entirely comfortable with the idea of trying to leash a strange dog, particularly a pit bull.)
The folks who own those dogs are really wishing they'd chipped them about now, because I suspect that where I live, there are plenty of people who will not treat them kindly.