You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Sep 08, 2011 12:35:53 pm PDT #24915 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Maria, honey. I'm thinking of you, love.


hippocampus - Sep 08, 2011 12:38:29 pm PDT #24916 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Dear Universe, the following people are not on your route anymore: Maria and her entire family. Also, all buffistas. Go elsewhere. Like Pluto.


Ginger - Sep 08, 2011 1:01:17 pm PDT #24917 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

And good work, district, letting her off on a block with no sidewalks, both-sides parking, and a company with big trucks in and out of their parking lot (and usually blocking the street!) all the day.

Amy, the bus driver could have just let her out at a random location, saying "'Get off my bus. I have other things to do and I'm trying to get home.'" [link]

The school system says this person is no longer a bus driver. I don't know why she's still employed.


Amy - Sep 08, 2011 1:04:55 pm PDT #24918 of 30001
Because books.

Oh my god, Ginger. What the fuck?


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 08, 2011 1:10:18 pm PDT #24919 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Dang. If I were one of the parents I'd be asking the principal if he/she would be firing the driver immediately, or if I'd have to bring the police into it and press child endangerment charges.


Kathy A - Sep 08, 2011 1:22:54 pm PDT #24920 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

{{Maria}}

And in mememe news, I was just in a car crash on my way home from errand running. My totally-paid-off-for-10-months Civic is, IMO, completely totalled--I see no way that they'll consider this fixable for anything under the Blue Book value. Only good thing is that it was completely the other guy's fault (he turned right in front of and I couldn't stop or swerve to avoid him due to traffic). Guess I'll be spending my Saturday car shopping.

Damnit. I wanted to be car payment free for the next ten years.


Amy - Sep 08, 2011 1:25:29 pm PDT #24921 of 30001
Because books.

Yikes, Kathy! I'm glad you're okay, but that SUCKS. I'm so sorry.


Polter-Cow - Sep 08, 2011 1:27:19 pm PDT #24922 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

{{Maria}}

I've been getting white hairs for a couple years now. Teppy, they must be yours.


amyth - Sep 08, 2011 1:30:27 pm PDT #24923 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Did my post just get et? Anyway, Kathy I'm glad you're all right!


meara - Sep 08, 2011 1:35:26 pm PDT #24924 of 30001

Yikes Kathy! That's awful! I hope all the insurance wrangling goes ok.