I feel like setting that woman down in NYC or Vegas and *then* telling her to try calling the cops when someone tries to hand her a flier. I'm so sorry, Sparky.
I'm tying her to a tree near the Scientology Center.
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
'Safe'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Sep 05, 2011 6:59:29 am PDT #24175 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Amy - Sep 05, 2011 7:00:51 am PDT #24176 of 30001
Because books.
I'm tying her to a tree near the Scientology Center.
Oh, you're good at this game.
le nubian - Sep 05, 2011 7:04:51 am PDT #24177 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
damn Allyson. Hard. Core.
Hil R. - Sep 05, 2011 7:05:12 am PDT #24178 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
People hand out fliers in DC all the time. The "Do you have a minute for the environment?" people are everywhere there.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 05, 2011 7:07:36 am PDT #24179 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm wishing her a trans-continental flight next to a window with the aisle seat taken by someone who has a briefcase full of The Watchtower.
JenP - Sep 05, 2011 7:11:07 am PDT #24180 of 30001
You all are way too good at this game. Ridiculous woman, Sparky. And the police really have time to follow on stupid shit like that?? Please. Yay for morning show!!
Zenkitty - Sep 05, 2011 7:13:10 am PDT #24181 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Jeepers, the cops here don't even answer legitimate noise complaints. I wonder how loud they'd laugh if I called to complain that someone tried to hand me a piece of paper.
hippocampus - Sep 05, 2011 7:17:36 am PDT #24182 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
Sparky, I'm so sorry you had to deal with that. I'm behind all of the plans for her put forward so far.
Holli - so jealous!
Amy - Sep 05, 2011 7:28:10 am PDT #24183 of 30001
Because books.
Holy crap, I just saw on Facebook that a friend from Yardley's kid is starting her freshman year at a private Quaker high school up there. It's *$31,000+* a YEAR for a DAY student.
I'm going to go pick my jaw up off the floor now.
smonster - Sep 05, 2011 7:29:20 am PDT #24184 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Sparky, how fucking ridiculous. Someone seriously pissed in that person's Cheerios.
Damn, Allyson, you made me cry. I have a twitter account though I never use it, so I will tweet and post on fb, and buy the pilot (I've been wanting to make StW watch it anyway), and do whatever the hell else I can. I already bought the song AND the ringtone on iTunes long ago (warning: the ringtone is NOT Robert Duncan) and of course I pimp it to anyone who will stand still long enough.
That would be so brilliant. "Really, I'm here for two reasons, Hoda...."
"And speaking of dogs, but not really..."
Buffista vengeance is the very best vengeance.
I've begun cleaning/organizing my office. Really, this should be in ASSCAPS with flaming angels or something. Is there a flaming-angel font? Seriously, this is a big deal.
Zen, I laughed so loud. You go, girl! I am still fighting the eternal battle of the dirty dishes, and soon I have to see if I can find an open laundromat so I can Wash All The Clothes.
I think there's something wrong with my roommate. She works two jobs, works seven days a week, and she's been in a royally shitty mood for the last three days because she had off from work. I mean, wut? It's her first time off in a month.