OMG, these shoes terrify me.
As they should!
...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!
Spike ,'Selfless'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Sep 03, 2011 7:33:52 am PDT #23961 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Scrappy - Sep 03, 2011 7:35:52 am PDT #23962 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I had a great skating class this morning. Nice way to start off the weekend!
DavidS - Sep 03, 2011 7:57:00 am PDT #23963 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I had a great skating class this morning. Nice way to start off the weekend!
Roller Girl!
Matilda is having an ultra decadent breakfast of cinnamon toast and chocolate milk.
SailAweigh - Sep 03, 2011 8:42:02 am PDT #23964 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I wish I could get skating lessons here, but the only rink we have doesn't offer them. It's such great exercise.
amych - Sep 03, 2011 8:44:48 am PDT #23965 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
You could take up fencing!
(eh, I gotta try)
SailAweigh - Sep 03, 2011 8:46:26 am PDT #23966 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Hee. I have seen a fencing studio over in my dad's area of town and I think about it every now and then. Makes me wonder if my dad's old foil is hanging around the house anymore. It would be pretty rusty though, it was when I used it for a Halloween costume in the 70s.
§ ita § - Sep 03, 2011 8:53:21 am PDT #23967 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If I were a guy and a woman showed up on a date with those shoes, I'd bail so fast. Because vagina dentata is the natural next step. Or maybe the natural previous step. Either way, not a risk worth taking.
JenP - Sep 03, 2011 8:55:47 am PDT #23968 of 30001
Tooth shoes are scary. Sentence I never really figured I'd need to write, but there you go.
Strix - Sep 03, 2011 8:57:30 am PDT #23969 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I can't look at the shoes. Can't.
I made a iced vanilla latte this morning. SO. GOOD. Why haven't I been doing this all summer? I've had the damn vanilla syrup in the pantry since May.
JenP - Sep 03, 2011 9:07:47 am PDT #23970 of 30001
I keep thinking about trying a homemade iced latte, but I feel like it won't taste as good as coffee shop ones. Maybe I'm wrong.