Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Sep 02, 2011 8:52:30 am PDT #23831 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Off Topic Amys would be an excellent band name.

"We're The Off Topic Amys and our next song is 'Watch Me Tangent!' 1-2-3...Did I tell you about the time the gerbil ate his way through the middle of my Georgette Heyer collection?"


Jesse - Sep 02, 2011 8:52:44 am PDT #23832 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So I thought I got an invitation to a casual alumni cocktail party, but I read the email more closely, and it turns out to be a CAUSAL cocktail party. Awesome! Nerds.


DavidS - Sep 02, 2011 8:55:33 am PDT #23833 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aims! The Giants rookie Brandon Belt is a tall gangly dude such that the local announcer compared him (quite aptly) to a baby giraffe. He got to meet a baby giraffe.


Gudanov - Sep 02, 2011 9:00:02 am PDT #23834 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

and it turns out to be a CAUSAL cocktail party.

Are you sure it's not a correlation cocktail party?


Jesse - Sep 02, 2011 9:00:17 am PDT #23835 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I guess we'll see if I go!


megan walker - Sep 02, 2011 9:01:24 am PDT #23836 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Also completely off topic, but, the male editor in my [former] editorial group, who was the only one who had been promoted (twice), just quit because "it wasn't a good fit" because the job had changed so much recently (true, they basically added a whole other job to it) and he was working ridiculous hours as a result. He had been there for almost ten years.

So, in just over a year, they have lost 3 of 5 editors (and hopefully, as of next week, maybe 4). Even my crazy boss is talking of leaving. They are royally screwed. And it's their own damn fault.


DavidS - Sep 02, 2011 9:05:09 am PDT #23837 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

in my editorial group

They're not your editorial group anymore.


megan walker - Sep 02, 2011 9:08:08 am PDT #23838 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

They're not your editorial group anymore.

Thank god.


Kate P. - Sep 02, 2011 9:20:00 am PDT #23839 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I've not met Me'shell N'degeocello, but I am on the liner notes of one of her albums.

Oooooh, which one?

I sat one table over from Gwyneth Paltrow and a bunch of other famous folks (Chris Martin, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, a few others) at a bluegrass club last year. But my best celeb story is that I once carded Benjamin Bratt for alcohol.


Consuela - Sep 02, 2011 9:20:34 am PDT #23840 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

megan, that sounds a great deal like what happened at my last job. After I left, a staff member a month left for the next year. There was a running joke about doing a calendar of all the refugees. Of that office of about 25, only half a dozen of the folks I worked with are still there.