Wasn't RuPaul the host of that SNL episode where Nirvana was the musical guest?

ION, my computer is on UPS. Gotta shut down now.

You know what's ordinary? The sun comes up in the morning and goes down at night. The seasons turn, plants grow, die, and new ones grow. People come together and sometimes they're nasty, but as often as not they're kind to each other. They make new people, and those people grow, and the cycle repeats. And, sometimes, a group of people find each other and provide support, encouragement, laughs and tears.

Ordinary isn't so bad.

That would make sense, but it's just so crazy! None of them look like they are in the same picture. Partly because (to me) Kurt looks like a picture of Kurt Cobain, if that makes sense, especially in the striped shirt, and Grohl looks like a baby. Because I know what he looks like now, unlike Cobain. And I assume the actual baby is Frances Bean, and we all know what she looks like now!

Skipping a little: Phoenix is full of stupid, ugly, and crazy people(I'll let y'all decide which I am.) Seriously, I hardly date, and even I know that "Your eyes are awesome," is hack bullshit. I can only imagine what actually pretty girls go through. Bored now.(Even though I'm also inclined to consider them my best feature.) Jesse, I'd be all over the Pelecanos thing...he's my boyfriend, too, but we have an understanding. (I think someone on LJ actually thinks I'm serious when I call David Simon my "fake husband". She still talks to me, but is always polite and cautious.)

How did I live before Twitter? How else would I have found out about the man in Yorktown who decapitated himself in a fight with his ex-wife? Right in front of the police, even!

the man in Yorktown who decapitated himself in a fight with his ex-wife?

On purpose? That's...kind of hardcore.

Hopefully he didn't use a tiny x-acto knife.

"He had this thick neck...you're not loving this story, are you?" (C'mon, I had to. Protecting the rep. )

Holy crap:

However a couple of minutes after the initial incident, a vehicle was spotted on fire at the intersection of Holmes Boulevard and Wolftrap Road. The firemen and officers rushed to the car and they saw the guy inside his white Ford Explorer that was towing a trailer. The man reportedly set the trailer on fire and did not want to get out of the SUV.

At the same time people observed a rope connected to a nearby tree and folded around the neck of the driver. When officers attempted to determine the man to leave the SUV, he suddenly accelerated the SUV and was projected out of the car and beheaded. The Explorer stopped after a 50-meter ride along Holmes Blvd.

It was ingenious, actually. Allegedly, reportedly, the police responded to a domestic disturbance call, and as they were talking to his ex-wife, he drove past them in a white Explorer, pulling a trailer that was on fire, with a very strong metal-fiber cable tied around his neck, the other end secured to a tree.

...this is kinda gross; should I whitefont? caveat...

The police called out to him to stop; instead he accelerated and the cable yanked him out of the vehicle and snapped his head clean off. So it was clearly deliberate. Why he did it, and why the trailer was aflame, can only be attributed to a sublime sense of drama with a soupcon of craxysauce.

edit: Jessica beat me with her Google-fu!