I read some other stories about it and the audience laughed a lot at the beginning, but I guess they thought the story was going to have a funny twist or something, since this was a comedy fest. When it didn't, there was a lot less laughter.
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Aug 30, 2011 8:12:42 am PDT #23005 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Scrappy - Aug 30, 2011 8:16:02 am PDT #23006 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I want to know what happened between him staying and them making out. If she decided, "What the hell,I wanted to get laid and he's as good as any," then it's a whole different scenario. He becomes an asshole who got lucky, t rather than a rapist. I have been the "lay down to make it go away" person, but I have also been the "what the hell" gal.
Either way, going onto her room without permission is REALLY skeevy.
Jessica - Aug 30, 2011 8:18:48 am PDT #23007 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'm dubious that "she" exists at all or that any of this happened. I hope the police investigation ends up discovering that this guy is completely full of shit.
Allyson - Aug 30, 2011 8:19:48 am PDT #23008 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Standing with Jessica.
le nubian - Aug 30, 2011 8:21:09 am PDT #23009 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
he claimed that at one point, she took charge of the scenario, was stronger than him, and was kissing him.
what came next was described as a "fish hook" and that's where I became completely weirded out.
flea - Aug 30, 2011 8:22:57 am PDT #23010 of 30001
information libertarian
Oh, Maria, I'm so sorry to have upset you. Ted was really unlucky; 99% of people with his numbers lived.
lisah - Aug 30, 2011 8:25:11 am PDT #23011 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Vibing hard for you and your husband, Maria!
Jesse - Aug 30, 2011 8:36:16 am PDT #23012 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The Splitsider piece on it had some incredibly skeevy discussion, which was still kind of interesting, FYI.
My mom still doesn't have power. I asked if there was a hotel she and my dad could stay at since she just wants a hot shower and you know, lights.
My cousin said her town was opening up the showers in the high school gym for people. That sounds...suboptimal.
erikaj - Aug 30, 2011 8:45:51 am PDT #23013 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Nail gun, Allyson. You want Amanda(She wrote me back last week, I rock!) and a nailgun. Less messy, no recoil, Snoop-approved.
le nubian - Aug 30, 2011 8:46:50 am PDT #23014 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Jessica,
the person who told the story deleted his FB account, so...I'm thinking he wasn't making it up. If you are making it up, just say so and be done with it.