Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --

'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Aug 29, 2011 12:26:29 pm PDT #22866 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

That dollhouse belongs to the Bloggess.

She just gets awesomer and awesomer.


Ginger - Aug 29, 2011 12:26:31 pm PDT #22867 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Somebody's Haunted Dollhouse

That's not just somebody. That's the Bloggess, she of "15 is giant metal chicken" fame.

Or extract of apricot pits.

A precursor of cyanide, at that. Cyanide is what I usually use to demonstrate that natural does not been harmless.


smonster - Aug 29, 2011 12:28:21 pm PDT #22868 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The Bloggess is awesome beyond words. Have you read about her meeting Neil Gaiman? [link]


erikaj - Aug 29, 2011 12:29:43 pm PDT #22869 of 30001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

The God thing reminds me of that joke "I sent you the plane, the boat, and the helicopter." I don't know who that is, JZ, but as a Bayliss girl, I'm very sensitive to crush objects named "Timmy" Man, I sound like the reason KO can't have nice things.


Amy - Aug 29, 2011 12:33:41 pm PDT #22870 of 30001
Because books.

Or extract of apricot pits.

Laetrile, right? I did a paper on that in eighth grade.


JZ - Aug 29, 2011 12:35:05 pm PDT #22871 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

erika, Timmy is Tim Lincecum, the tall gangly adorable kid genius pitcher. I just want to pinch his gaunt little cheeks and smish him forever.


megan walker - Aug 29, 2011 12:35:21 pm PDT #22872 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Sometimes I ask people who talk about "God's plan" if he might have planned for a certain percentage of people to be homosexual as a means of population control.


JZ - Aug 29, 2011 12:37:41 pm PDT #22873 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ah ha ha your tagline, megan! I just finished her book and thought about you when I read that line.


Allyson - Aug 29, 2011 12:39:59 pm PDT #22874 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER


Amy - Aug 29, 2011 12:45:01 pm PDT #22875 of 30001
Because books.

Tim Lincecum is adorable and amazing. Such a fantastic find for your team.

::cries sad tears of Mets doom::