Right. Sir. Honey.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - Aug 29, 2011 12:26:31 pm PDT #22867 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Somebody's Haunted Dollhouse

That's not just somebody. That's the Bloggess, she of "15 is giant metal chicken" fame.

Or extract of apricot pits.

A precursor of cyanide, at that. Cyanide is what I usually use to demonstrate that natural does not been harmless.


smonster - Aug 29, 2011 12:28:21 pm PDT #22868 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

The Bloggess is awesome beyond words. Have you read about her meeting Neil Gaiman? [link]


erikaj - Aug 29, 2011 12:29:43 pm PDT #22869 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

The God thing reminds me of that joke "I sent you the plane, the boat, and the helicopter." I don't know who that is, JZ, but as a Bayliss girl, I'm very sensitive to crush objects named "Timmy" Man, I sound like the reason KO can't have nice things.


Amy - Aug 29, 2011 12:33:41 pm PDT #22870 of 30001
Because books.

Or extract of apricot pits.

Laetrile, right? I did a paper on that in eighth grade.


JZ - Aug 29, 2011 12:35:05 pm PDT #22871 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

erika, Timmy is Tim Lincecum, the tall gangly adorable kid genius pitcher. I just want to pinch his gaunt little cheeks and smish him forever.


megan walker - Aug 29, 2011 12:35:21 pm PDT #22872 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Sometimes I ask people who talk about "God's plan" if he might have planned for a certain percentage of people to be homosexual as a means of population control.


JZ - Aug 29, 2011 12:37:41 pm PDT #22873 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ah ha ha your tagline, megan! I just finished her book and thought about you when I read that line.


Allyson - Aug 29, 2011 12:39:59 pm PDT #22874 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER


Amy - Aug 29, 2011 12:45:01 pm PDT #22875 of 30001
Because books.

Tim Lincecum is adorable and amazing. Such a fantastic find for your team.

::cries sad tears of Mets doom::


Toddson - Aug 29, 2011 12:46:06 pm PDT #22876 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

This is why the Darwin Awards exist.