Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


P.M. Marc - Aug 25, 2011 1:29:31 pm PDT #22224 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

What would you do for free? Well you must find out what it is and quit your job so you can do it. You will enjoy your work much more and will become an expert in your field.

Ahahahaha! Yeah, umm. The universe is not going to pay me to watch Doctor Who and discuss issues such as Morrissey: coy closet case or cunning cultural appropriator?


Kat - Aug 25, 2011 1:42:41 pm PDT #22225 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Morrissey: coy closet case or cunning cultural appropriator?

PhD in cultural studies and voila! it might?

But yeah. Most of what I want to do is sit around and nap.

I would do what I do for free. Or you couldn't pay me enough money in the world to do it. Depends on the day.

I get this. But I wouldn't do what I do for free.

Holey moley, it's 101 out. I hate the hot weather.


-t - Aug 25, 2011 1:46:38 pm PDT #22226 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Bail on the picnic, ita. If anyone asks why you weren't there, you couldn't find it.

What would you do for free? Well you must find out what it is and quit your job so you can do it.

Oh, I see, I did that in the wrong order. I did the quitting part, but I seem to have fallen down on the finding out what I'd do for free part. Actually, there are a lot of things I'm willing to do for free as long as I don't have to do them very well. Or very often. Or with any sort of accountability.

It's nice that that sort of approach works out for some people.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 1:48:38 pm PDT #22227 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I might do some of this for free. But certainly not 40+ hours of it a week. Not a chance.

Especially not this forty page "interim final rule" I just printed out.

I am so skipping this picnic. Or maybe showing up for ten minutes. This hurts.


Kat - Aug 25, 2011 2:00:02 pm PDT #22228 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Two incidents of note:

1. K bought a new car (elantra touring -- with seat warmers!)

2. There was a dying (though not quite dead) rat blocking our front door when I got back from the dealership.

Do you think they are related?


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 2:03:26 pm PDT #22229 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My bum is hurting from doing the stairs.

That's not related to the car or the rat.

Wow. I think most everyone (though not the coworkers closest to me) has left for the picnic. Place is suddenly very hushed.


Amy - Aug 25, 2011 2:05:34 pm PDT #22230 of 30001
Because books.

Do you think they are related?

God, I hope not. "Rat with purchase" is not a good deal.

Earlier I saw a picture of a rat killed in Brooklyn that was seriously the size of a rabbit.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 2:06:41 pm PDT #22231 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was indeed a Rodent Of Unusual Size.


Cashmere - Aug 25, 2011 2:40:09 pm PDT #22232 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I don't think they exist.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 2:44:31 pm PDT #22233 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It is somewhat inconceivable.