Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.

'The Message'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Aug 25, 2011 1:46:38 pm PDT #22226 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Bail on the picnic, ita. If anyone asks why you weren't there, you couldn't find it.

What would you do for free? Well you must find out what it is and quit your job so you can do it.

Oh, I see, I did that in the wrong order. I did the quitting part, but I seem to have fallen down on the finding out what I'd do for free part. Actually, there are a lot of things I'm willing to do for free as long as I don't have to do them very well. Or very often. Or with any sort of accountability.

It's nice that that sort of approach works out for some people.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 1:48:38 pm PDT #22227 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I might do some of this for free. But certainly not 40+ hours of it a week. Not a chance.

Especially not this forty page "interim final rule" I just printed out.

I am so skipping this picnic. Or maybe showing up for ten minutes. This hurts.


Kat - Aug 25, 2011 2:00:02 pm PDT #22228 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Two incidents of note:

1. K bought a new car (elantra touring -- with seat warmers!)

2. There was a dying (though not quite dead) rat blocking our front door when I got back from the dealership.

Do you think they are related?


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 2:03:26 pm PDT #22229 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My bum is hurting from doing the stairs.

That's not related to the car or the rat.

Wow. I think most everyone (though not the coworkers closest to me) has left for the picnic. Place is suddenly very hushed.


Amy - Aug 25, 2011 2:05:34 pm PDT #22230 of 30001
Because books.

Do you think they are related?

God, I hope not. "Rat with purchase" is not a good deal.

Earlier I saw a picture of a rat killed in Brooklyn that was seriously the size of a rabbit.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 2:06:41 pm PDT #22231 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It was indeed a Rodent Of Unusual Size.


Cashmere - Aug 25, 2011 2:40:09 pm PDT #22232 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I don't think they exist.


§ ita § - Aug 25, 2011 2:44:31 pm PDT #22233 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It is somewhat inconceivable.


Dana - Aug 25, 2011 2:47:35 pm PDT #22234 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

AUGH, bastards took a prescription refill over the phone and then sent out a letter on AUGUST 19, which just arrived today, saying they can't refill the prescription because it doesn't meet requirements. What requirements? They don't say.

It's a good thing this isn't a drug I need to survive. (That's not sarcasm, fortunately.)


Sparky1 - Aug 25, 2011 2:50:02 pm PDT #22235 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Maybe you need to get the prescription written by your local tea party representative instead of your doctor?