Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Aug 19, 2011 5:50:37 pm PDT #21226 of 30001

Mm. Now I want cheesy balls of gluten-free dough. And cobbler. But not a $30K swarovski toilet (I'm sure it wasn't, but I picture the seat being blinged out, and think OW!)

Did I skim over Brenda saying how things went with her friend/coworker today?


sarameg - Aug 19, 2011 5:52:35 pm PDT #21227 of 30001

(I'm sure it wasn't, but I picture the seat being blinged out, and think OW!)

I think the seat was metallic. Not sure. I was two glasses in and just still gaping that anyone would DO that. SO ridic.


Dana - Aug 19, 2011 5:53:10 pm PDT #21228 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Okay, I'm posting the recipe, because this is really good, and it was ridiculously easy.

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I think one could probably cut down on both the sugar and the butter. If one wanted to.


Strix - Aug 19, 2011 5:54:09 pm PDT #21229 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think a crystal-encrusted toilet sounds like a recipe for constipation.

(Am I the only person who keeps a stack of books and mags in the bathroom? When I first moved in with Dan, I kept taking my books out, but now there's a pile. Um. TMI?)

The only thing at Banana Repub that fit me are handbags, shoes, and certain sweaters. I am a 14/16 and their dresses and skirts don't fit my 38-31-40. I am soclose to hourglass -- it's the only number I even think about nowadays. And that, not much. I think I weigh myself twice a year now, which is much healthier. I lost about 15 pounds after the hyst, and have gone up and down about 7 pounds, holidays and such.

Occasionally the BID's will attack, but mostly not. It's much better. I look at old journals from the past 20 years or so and it's all FAT FAT FAT, and I don't think I've written a thing about my weight or body in two or three years. My BP is rock-steady, my fat levels (cholesterol?) are good. I need to stop smoking (PLEASE DON'T BUG ME, I KNOW) but I am strong as heck.

I would like gunnier guns and to regain some of my lost flexibility, though.


Amy - Aug 19, 2011 5:55:34 pm PDT #21230 of 30001
Because books.

I have had beers at an actual Moose Lodge tonight, which was hella fun. And watched people two-step! I am a little buzzed.

eBay is also very overwhelming to me, which is pretty much all I retained from reading the last forty or so posts.


Lee - Aug 19, 2011 6:09:14 pm PDT #21231 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think one could probably cut down on both the sugar and the butter. If one wanted to.

Looks like English, and yet


meara - Aug 19, 2011 6:15:38 pm PDT #21232 of 30001

I am a 14/16 and their dresses and skirts don't fit my 38-31-40.

Eh, if those are really your measurements, you might want to try there again...I mean, granted you have a much more impressive bosom than I do (though I'm around 37--but my ribs are huge! :), but my waist and butt are bigger than that and I can wear their 14s, usually.


msbelle - Aug 19, 2011 6:22:08 pm PDT #21233 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Allyson so sorry about the car craziness.

Sara, look on etsy, search for silk pillow covers and then maybe by color. I could grab you some silk from the sari shops over labor day and sew you some also.

Last weekend before school. I am way more excited than mac.


Atropa - Aug 19, 2011 6:45:47 pm PDT #21234 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

is there much of a difference between girdles and Spanx?

Yes. Girdles are heavily structured, and well-made ones have all sorts of different powernet and compression fabrics. Spanx are ... dumb.


P.M. Marc - Aug 19, 2011 6:46:04 pm PDT #21235 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

There is nothing on God's green earth that could make my boobs look like Christina Hendricks'. I do not have a late-50s-early-60s body.

Trade you!

Signed, would like to look good in a flapper gown, but hasn't the figure for it.