Whoah. I just took the Coban off my thumb and it's bruised to all git out. What did I do? Still swollen, but not as tender as this morning.
I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2011 2:55:44 pm PDT #21181 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2011 2:57:36 pm PDT #21182 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Mad Men collection means make my boobs look like Christina Hendricks, right? That's what it's shorthand for? And give me a boyfriend that looks like Jon Hamm, but he can wear underwear if he likes?
flea - Aug 19, 2011 3:02:08 pm PDT #21183 of 30001
information libertarian
There is nothing on God's green earth that could make my boobs look like Christina Hendricks'. I do not have a late-50s-early-60s body.
Allyson - Aug 19, 2011 3:03:25 pm PDT #21184 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
The folks at Ford are very sympathetic to my issues with Chevy and said they think I'd very much enjoy their mustang.
Chevy called me to say that they would give me 1K for my car. I said Kelly Blue Book says 2-4k. He said he'd call back. He hasn't.
I feel trapped. But at least if things don't work out with the part, I'll already have done my research.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2011 3:07:25 pm PDT #21185 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not that I could ever have Christina's boobs, but what I could really never have is her hips/waist. My rack is decent-to-troublesome already.
Amy - Aug 19, 2011 3:09:46 pm PDT #21186 of 30001
Because books.
There's a Mad Men collection? Did I want to be tempted?
But at least if things don't work out with the part, I'll already have done my research.
Good for you, lady. I'm glad you're not backing down.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2011 3:15:06 pm PDT #21187 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I honestly, straight up, want a chainmail bra. I have a passel of bustiers I haven't tried to squeeze into in years, so why am I even thinking of it again?
Amy - Aug 19, 2011 3:21:34 pm PDT #21188 of 30001
Because books.
I have one corset Juliana gave me, and I LOVE the way it looks. It's not custom (obvs) but it is very cool. The problem for me is where and when to wear it. "Corset" doesn't really fit 98% of my wardrobe.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2011 3:23:59 pm PDT #21189 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got the leather bustier, I got the suede bustier, I got a couple corsets, I got all sorts of club shit--and I don't club. It's pretty silly. I have to make a concerted effort to not be self-conscious about my breasts, so it's always a feat to wear any of the stuff out of the house. But I do like it so much.
However, I deem corsets officewear, but not everyone agrees with me.
Jesse - Aug 19, 2011 3:41:59 pm PDT #21190 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Mad Men collection means make my boobs look like Christina Hendricks, right? That's what it's shorthand for? And give me a boyfriend that looks like Jon Hamm, but he can wear underwear if he likes?
If only!
ita !, I'm sure you could have more of a vintage figure with vintage undergarments.