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§ ita § - Aug 18, 2011 6:54:09 am PDT #20928 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Go team Google Voice! I can't work out what they get out of it, but it's cheap and convenient for me.

Why does my face swell up the morning after a bad night's sleep? Is it tossing and turning, or is it sleep deprivation? After I went back to bed last night, the dreams were all about race-motivated sexual harassment. I have no fucking idea. It was pretty horrible, and I ended up getting out of bed again just to make it stop.


Kate P. - Aug 18, 2011 6:58:29 am PDT #20929 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh man, Nillybaby! He might be the happiest little dude I've ever seen.

Kate, I've often witnessed similar scenes, without the soundtrack. I've found Loki with his head shoved in the toebox of a size 9 platform sandal, nose peeking out.

Heh, I can totally picture Worthington doing that too. Cats, why the weird foot fetish?

We switched to no contract plans. I hardly every use my phone as a phone, so I have limited minutes, but unlimited text & data for $25/month. The best part about the no contract plans? No taxes, so the $25 is actually $25.

I also have a no-contract plan, with Tracfone, and I've been pretty happy with it. It's a pay-as-you-go service, with no monthly fee. Whenever I'm running low on minutes, I pay around $88 (with taxes) for a 450-minute card, and then since I bought a double-minutes-for-life card a few years back, that turns out to be $88 for 900 minutes. Texts cost .3 minutes both to send and receive. I don't have a smartphone so I don't know anything about what they charge for accessing the internet. I think I paid around $25 for the phone itself.


Lee - Aug 18, 2011 6:59:25 am PDT #20930 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I didn't wake up until 4:00 this morning!

Which isn't actually much of an improvement since I went to bed later too, but still, it's something.


Allyson - Aug 18, 2011 7:03:29 am PDT #20931 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Believe it or not, there are organizational development consultants who aren't total idiots.

It can, but the consultants do need to tailor their information to the place/culture. For example, we are of course dealing with people on the autism spectrum, highly creative super-geniuses, and super-concentrated egos. Sometimes all at once. What my staff needs and what the staff at the local paper cup manufacturer needs are lightyears apart.

I just kept thinking, when you saw the sign on the way in, what made you think new age woo was the way to go?


megan walker - Aug 18, 2011 7:04:58 am PDT #20932 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I don't have a smartphone so I don't know anything about what they charge for accessing the internet. I think I paid around $25 for the phone itself.

Well, when I looked at Verizon, it didn't seem like you could get phone/text/data for much under $100, AT&T was more like $75, but that was because they had more text/data options and maybe that won't be true soon.

I don't phone or text much, so, at those rates (Sparky's), I could spend a few hundred on a phone and be free and clear after six months or so.


beekaytee - Aug 18, 2011 7:08:19 am PDT #20933 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

The problem is fads and 'saleabe' concepts.

Every program should be tailored to the needs of the group. There are basic, adult learning theories and program structures, but the content must suit the context.

The problem is, the stakeholders either don't want to pay for that kind of analysis or get caught up in 'we have to spend money on training, and we did THAT before, so make something up that's NEW.

That way lies crappy results and pissed off employees.

Man. I guess I'm still bitter. I couldn't get paid (competitive to low rates) to do what folks really need, while the Moonbeam Brigade gets a multi-year government contract.

Grrr.

Still, that reality led me to do what I love even more, so I guess it worked out okay.


§ ita § - Aug 18, 2011 7:08:46 am PDT #20934 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Last time I bought a phone I made the person at T Mobile do the contract/buy math and look me in the face when they tried to sell me the contract. They had the decency to look ashamed. If draw even inside of a year, what's the vague temptation?


Kate P. - Aug 18, 2011 7:18:37 am PDT #20935 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ah, I just realized you all are talking about contract vs. buy for the phone itself, right? Separately from how you pay for calling/texting/etc.?


P.M. Marc - Aug 18, 2011 7:20:19 am PDT #20936 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Virgin Mobile is tempting. I was no contract for years, but I've been latched to AT&T since I got my first iPhone.

Sadly, I *really* like the phone.


Amy - Aug 18, 2011 7:22:12 am PDT #20937 of 30001
Because books.

I thought you always bought the phone. With some of the contracts you, what? Trade up when the contract is over?

I'm dealing with someone who is possibly the stupidest person I have ever met today. The wall of her stupidity is so high, I don't have any idea how to get around it.

Especially since CLEAR and SIMPLE questions for her to answer don't seem to be doing it.