Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Anne W. - Aug 18, 2011 1:33:54 am PDT #20907 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

If I hadn't bailed before lunch, I would have discovered whether I am an owl, lion, peacock, or lamb.

Did the lions get to eat the lambs for lunch?

I explained in my letter to management that I researched the trainers, and discovered that they were probably unqualified to visit JPL on a public tour.

That is hilarious. What was this training course supposed to do for you?


Sue - Aug 18, 2011 3:14:48 am PDT #20908 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I just copied and pasted Allyson's posts into an IM with my coworkers who are being forced to take a "What colour is your personality" workshop. She has their sympathy and admiration.


Steph L. - Aug 18, 2011 3:33:28 am PDT #20909 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm still stuck on "bond with a rock." The HELL?!?


Toddson - Aug 18, 2011 4:04:33 am PDT #20910 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Told to bond with a rock, I'd have been tempted to ask for a glue stick.


Jessica - Aug 18, 2011 4:10:01 am PDT #20911 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ATT is doing a bit of a dick move and forcing everyone who starts a new account (or decides to change their messaging plan) to have an unlimited messaging plan which is $20 for individuals, $30 a month for family plans.

Oh this is such BULLSHIT. AT&T, WHY DO YOU SUCK SO HARD???

(I assume that's $30 per PLAN for the family plans, and not $30 per line? I've convinced DH that he should switch to AT&T when his Verizon contract runs out so we can save money by going on a family plan, but if AT&T is jacking up the rates it might not be worth it after all.)


Sparky1 - Aug 18, 2011 4:24:08 am PDT #20912 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

We switched to no contract plans. I hardly every use my phone as a phone, so I have limited minutes, but unlimited text & data for $25/month. The best part about the no contract plans? No taxes, so the $25 is actually $25.

I just told my staff about the rock. They might stop laughing by lunch.


Steph L. - Aug 18, 2011 4:30:53 am PDT #20913 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just told my staff about the rock. They might stop laughing by lunch.

I think it was over in Bitches someone mentioned Connie Willis' book Bellwether -- the bond-with-your-rock thing totally reminds me of that book.


beth b - Aug 18, 2011 5:00:02 am PDT #20914 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

We are haveing a big in service staff day in October, partly on customer service. I need to go tell my boss that i will not bond with a rock


Hil R. - Aug 18, 2011 5:06:04 am PDT #20915 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

AT&T, WHY DO YOU SUCK SO HARD???

There's a stretch of the West Side Highway where AT&T iPhones don't work. My sister frequently calls me while she's on her way home from work, and we always get disconnected when her cab hits that part of the road. It's kind of ridiculous that AT&T can't even get their coverage to cover all of New York City.


beekaytee - Aug 18, 2011 5:08:39 am PDT #20916 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

God. The rock bonding story causes me pain.

I can't even express how demoralizing it is to have to swim upstream against the service providers who give stuff I actually take quite seriously such a bad name.

Believe it or not, there are organizational development consultants who aren't total idiots.

I wish I could explain why crap like that gets paid for. It's embarrassing and, worst, closes people's mind to good that might be done.