Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Aug 18, 2011 4:30:53 am PDT #20913 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I just told my staff about the rock. They might stop laughing by lunch.

I think it was over in Bitches someone mentioned Connie Willis' book Bellwether -- the bond-with-your-rock thing totally reminds me of that book.


beth b - Aug 18, 2011 5:00:02 am PDT #20914 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

We are haveing a big in service staff day in October, partly on customer service. I need to go tell my boss that i will not bond with a rock


Hil R. - Aug 18, 2011 5:06:04 am PDT #20915 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

AT&T, WHY DO YOU SUCK SO HARD???

There's a stretch of the West Side Highway where AT&T iPhones don't work. My sister frequently calls me while she's on her way home from work, and we always get disconnected when her cab hits that part of the road. It's kind of ridiculous that AT&T can't even get their coverage to cover all of New York City.


beekaytee - Aug 18, 2011 5:08:39 am PDT #20916 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

God. The rock bonding story causes me pain.

I can't even express how demoralizing it is to have to swim upstream against the service providers who give stuff I actually take quite seriously such a bad name.

Believe it or not, there are organizational development consultants who aren't total idiots.

I wish I could explain why crap like that gets paid for. It's embarrassing and, worst, closes people's mind to good that might be done.


Jesse - Aug 18, 2011 5:44:42 am PDT #20917 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Woo hoo! We have free ice cream at work for the second day in a row today! I love free ice cream days.


SuziQ - Aug 18, 2011 5:58:29 am PDT #20918 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I woke up to seven socks at the foot of my bed. Noodle, the great sock hunter, was busy overnight. At least she let me sleep instead of waking me up to announce each kill.


megan walker - Aug 18, 2011 6:08:02 am PDT #20919 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

We switched to no contract plans. I hardly every use my phone as a phone, so I have limited minutes, but unlimited text & data for $25/month. The best part about the no contract plans? No taxes, so the $25 is actually $25.

Hmm, at that differential, a phone would pay for itself pretty quickly, especially if, like me, you're happy to keep it for years. Who do you use for service?


sumi - Aug 18, 2011 6:08:06 am PDT #20920 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I hope that they were socks that had attempted to escape and now can be safely matched up with a lonely mate?

Is it breakfast yet?


smonster - Aug 18, 2011 6:12:38 am PDT #20921 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

AT&T is royally pissing me off right now, too, enough that I'm considering switching to Verizon or possibly Credo (non-iphone smartphone, oh noes!).

amyth and I once attended a team-building customer service training that involved Fear Factor-style eating contests (during the SARS epidemic), the trainer suggesting calling customers "ma'am" while you really mean "bitch" as good customer service, holding hands while listening to Clay Aiken singing about god, and the Electric Slide. We typed the whole thing up on lj but I can't remember in whose journal, couldn't find it in mine, and amyth's is gone.


Amy - Aug 18, 2011 6:14:12 am PDT #20922 of 30001
Because books.

We don't have contract phones, either. I use Net10, and it's simple and pretty cheap for the amount I use either the phone or the text function. I have a slider with a full keyboard, which I like, and while it's not easy to use the web on the phone, I sort of like that.