I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.

Snyder ,'Showtime'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Aug 16, 2011 9:05:04 pm PDT #20738 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Matt, it's clear, except you might want to rephrase the business about "privilege"--it's kind of a term of art, and if you're actually trying to convince people unfamiliar with the issue, they seem to get hung up on "privilege". "But I'm broke/poor/unemployed!" they say. "I am not privileged!"


Maria - Aug 16, 2011 9:15:07 pm PDT #20739 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Consuela, I don't think I actually said this earlier (my incredulity at asinine cow-orker's antics fried my synapses), but I am sending you all the ~ma in the world to let you get through this with your sanity intact. I'm sorry you have to deal with her.

It's car racing season.

And airshow season. I like things that go fast. If there was hockey, my sports life would be perfect.


Jesse - Aug 17, 2011 2:58:48 am PDT #20740 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Very nice, Matt.

'Suela, I swear I now want you to "sleepwalk" into her office and tell her off, pretending to be asleep.

Hahahaha!!


Jessica - Aug 17, 2011 3:01:30 am PDT #20741 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

'Suela, I swear I now want you to "sleepwalk" into her office and tell her off, pretending to be asleep.

Dooooooooo eeeeeeeeeet.

Amy, I'm sorry for your loss. Also, congratulations on the book/TV contract dealie!


Sparky1 - Aug 17, 2011 3:19:56 am PDT #20742 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Oh, Amy, I'm so sorry.

Consuela, I think I'd send her messages that said, "Have you spoken to and/or had any correspondence with Jack & Jill on project X since 8/16/2011, when we last spoke?" If so, please send copies to me immediately." And I'd do that every Monday. If she didn't answer, on Tuesday I'd ask F2F if she'd gotten the message. If she said "No" then I'd show up an hour later at her desk with a computer person to check for problems since it must have something to do with her computer settings since all your other mail was finding its way to the right person.

IOW, I'm a bitch.


Jessica - Aug 17, 2011 3:38:06 am PDT #20743 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My CSA this week gave me corn, tomatoes, peppers (three different kinds, hot and sweet), and green beans. Protein options are ground beef, shrimp, or chicken.

Hivemind, tell me what to have for dinner. Bonus points if I can do it in the slow cooker.


Hil R. - Aug 17, 2011 3:38:50 am PDT #20744 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Chili.


Toddson - Aug 17, 2011 3:42:03 am PDT #20745 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And Sparky lives up to her tagline.


§ ita § - Aug 17, 2011 4:22:32 am PDT #20746 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Severe insomnia is kicking my ass. I've been up since 3. I feel like ass.


Lee - Aug 17, 2011 4:39:38 am PDT #20747 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Severe insomnia is kicking my ass. I've been up since 3. I feel like ass.

ita is me, except I woke up at 3:30.