This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 16, 2011 4:24:57 pm PDT #20689 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am so sorry about your Mimi, Amy.


sj - Aug 16, 2011 4:30:43 pm PDT #20690 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Amy, I'm so sorry for your loss.


Consuela - Aug 16, 2011 4:34:30 pm PDT #20691 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Weren't we talking about bondage and stapling in here the other day?

Well, someone was. If I were better at emoticons I could show you the look on my face.

I had developed the assumption that the NSFW topics were generally discussed in Bitches; have I been wrong all this time?


megan walker - Aug 16, 2011 4:34:41 pm PDT #20692 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Weren't we talking about bondage and stapling in here the other day?

Sadly, yes. Natter definitely seems more like Bitches of late.


Jesse - Aug 16, 2011 4:35:26 pm PDT #20693 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eh, I'm sure it comes and goes.

So to speak.


sarameg - Aug 16, 2011 4:38:49 pm PDT #20694 of 30001

OK, so I'm kinda stuck with this roofer until 2019, due to the warranty and all (this repair should not cost me anything) but can I say how dubious I am of them? During the initial reroofing prior to closing, they sealed the drain on the kitchen roof. Cue rainstorm and kitchen ceiling coming down. They fix. 2010 blizzards, I find a shovel on the roof. I remove it. Cue this week, leak, discovery of second shovel on roof. I mean, REALLY.

At least they were prompt. I called yesterday, they sent someone out today and repairs were done. But I also got a lecture on my answering machine about not using a metal shovel on the roof and the shovel a) is a fucking roofing shovel b) heavy as hell and rusted like whoa and c) has a 3 foot handle that was broken off.

Ahrg. I'm going to have to pull out all my southern ice queen moves on the phone. Because I will not let them void the warranty, and will not be pushed around.


javachik - Aug 16, 2011 4:39:41 pm PDT #20695 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Eh, I'm sure it comes and goes.

When it's long conversations, it's easier to scroll over I guess.

I'm jokingly chiding ita ! but it's not like I'm the thread topic police or anything. Just...I'm gonna chide like I am a prudish auntie!!


Atropa - Aug 16, 2011 4:52:14 pm PDT #20696 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Amy, I'm so sorry.


bon bon - Aug 16, 2011 4:52:55 pm PDT #20697 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I hadn't heard back from someone who's notorious for not getting back, so I got a wee bit snippy in my email, and....she wrote back that she had been out of the office because her husband had emergency surgery.

Honestly? She's not having the surgery. Add an out-of-office message to your email. Sounds like consistent behavior to me, and no reason for feeling guilty. People have family emergencies all the time.


§ ita § - Aug 16, 2011 4:57:48 pm PDT #20698 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't post that much in Bitches, so if I'm going to be dirty, it will probably be here, Never paused to think about it.

God, I'm exhausted. But if I go to bed now, I'll be up all hours tomorrow morning. Then again, there's a fanfic thing I need to be up early for. So maybe I win.