Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 11, 2011 8:26:41 am PDT #20143 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What is wrong with people? Why would you do that to an animal? I don't get it.

Okay, half of my midyear review completed. God, I wish I were more verbose. Yeah, that.


tommyrot - Aug 11, 2011 8:28:04 am PDT #20144 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What is wrong with people? Why would you do that to an animal? I don't get it.

Yeah, me neither.


Jesse - Aug 11, 2011 8:31:34 am PDT #20145 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What is wrong with people?

SRSLY!!


DavidS - Aug 11, 2011 8:33:05 am PDT #20146 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why would you do that to an animal? I don't get it.

Because people see their pets as an extension of themselves.

Or sometimes just as their property.

I don't endorse these notions, but I think that's the logic.


beekaytee - Aug 11, 2011 8:33:30 am PDT #20147 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Oh for gods' sake. That is outrageous.

I can't even speak.


§ ita § - Aug 11, 2011 8:37:50 am PDT #20148 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I totally view pets as property. Maybe it's the extension of self that I will never get. I just don't see a payoff--it's shanghaing them into something asinine, and unless you're weird like Steph's dog, I refuse to believe that any of them could possibly enjoy it, or even plain not care.


Toddson - Aug 11, 2011 8:38:09 am PDT #20149 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The tattooed cats ... that's creepy. And I imagine they had to sedate the cat to have it done. The ones of cats in S/M gear look like they've been photoshopped.


Jesse - Aug 11, 2011 8:39:48 am PDT #20150 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Even the temporary tattoos -- what's the point?


msbelle - Aug 11, 2011 8:40:14 am PDT #20151 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

what is wrong with people?

coming from ita?!?!?!? HAHAHHAHAHAHA


Connie Neil - Aug 11, 2011 8:42:42 am PDT #20152 of 30001
brillig

re: spoilers--if a book is going in a direction that I'm leery of, I'll check the end to see if it resolves in a way that doesn't make me want to throw it against a wall. I'm willing to read through badness if there's a payoff I can appreciate in the end.