This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Apr 05, 2011 5:57:53 am PDT #1755 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I use the supermarket flyers to wrap up worm food. Because none of my local papers will deliver to me except the one that annoys me so much I don't want to give them money. But look at the ads and decide what to get based on them, hardly ever. That would mean going to the store in the same week that I decide what I'm buying, for one thing. And I can't deal with coupons - they expire and they are too specific and even if they would apply to my purchases I never remember to bring them with me (or if I do bring them with me, I forget about them by the time I have made it through the aisles and it's time to check out).

It's a damn good thing I have boxes of produce appear on my porch as if by magic once a month.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2011 5:59:29 am PDT #1756 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I make grocery lists, but my big semi-monthly grocery shopping trip is always to the pricier store in my town because it has decent produce and I've never found mold in the just-purchased bread.


sarameg - Apr 05, 2011 6:01:31 am PDT #1757 of 30001

Well, this is different.

It's foaming outside.


lisah - Apr 05, 2011 6:05:33 am PDT #1758 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

It's foaming outside.

um??? Huh. Seems to just be dreary and windy here in Owings Mills. Really windy on the way in. My little car was getting shoved all over the place.


Connie Neil - Apr 05, 2011 6:10:58 am PDT #1759 of 30001
brillig

If she expresses sympathy one more time, or calls us a team, I will need to take a walk.

Sometimes we get dinged if we don't "express empathy" or "get buy-in from the client." Because I'm here to be your friend and sympathetic companion, not here to just fix your damned computer and get on with life. We know it's garbage, but the public relations people need to justify their salaries somehow, and the CEO read an article on the plane last week about improving customer relations.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2011 6:19:26 am PDT #1760 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sometimes we get dinged if we don't "express empathy" or "get buy-in from the client."

She was entirely "Oh, honey, I feel your pain, let's hug it out." It was offensive. And I'd have rated that specifically lower than the previous tech who sniped at me and gave me information that contradicted the web site.

But I'd have been sure to be explicit in both cases about what was annoying. They were both pretty poor experiences. While skimming my email I found chat transcripts from years ago with Time Warner, and they were also comically bad. So not much has changed.

So the tea I bought last weekend says to use 5-6g for one cup. I decided to be all anal and weight out 5-6g. That doesn't fit into one brew basket, and a brew basket full brewed for the time they mentioned in 5oz of water was disgusting. I'm not sure what that was about. White tea shouldn't taste like that, I'm pretty sure.


-t - Apr 05, 2011 6:26:19 am PDT #1761 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

DId you have the water at the right temperature? I am told that makes a big difference with white teas.

Because I am concerned about the directions being wrong. I am invested in the tea you were conned into buying being better than that.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2011 6:35:15 am PDT #1762 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wasn't precise about the temperature (it tells me 85-90° C). I just grabbed it before the boil the first time. This isn't the con tea, though (that was Teavana Jasmine Pearls--this is Lupica White Peony). That tells me to use a teaspoonful, and it works just fine. Why would I use more than a basketful of leaves?

I just made a cup that brewed a minute with about two teaspoons of White Peony leaves with whatever temperature of water comes out of the work hot water spigot, and it tastes decent.


SuziQ - Apr 05, 2011 6:35:51 am PDT #1763 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

With white tea, you don't want to get near to boiling water. It makes a huge difference.


-t - Apr 05, 2011 6:41:39 am PDT #1764 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, if it isn't the con tea I'm not so concerned. That's weird that the instructions seem to be wrong.