The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.

Buffy ,'First Date'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Apr 04, 2011 7:11:53 am PDT #1584 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That's awesome!


le nubian - Apr 04, 2011 7:20:17 am PDT #1585 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

oh, I like it. I'm holding out for The Dark Knight batcycle. though. That one still holds my heart.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2011 7:31:04 am PDT #1586 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If it can't do a sharp 90° turn, it's not a real lightcycle.

Whew! I got away with what I shouldn't have gotten away with. Jury duty is not only deferred until MAY SECOND, but they will resend me all the documentation. The date is now entered in my personal calendar with a two day alarm, not a ten minute one, and it's in my work calendar too.

All I have to do is not throw away the paperwork when I get it. Should be simple enough, right?

I would like to have a sharp word with some people:

  • anyone who's ever bought anything in response to a spam email. Because it must be remotely effective for them to keep spamming me
  • TiVo for getting hacked. I'm assuming that's why I've had such a marked uptick in spam recently
  • People who don't change lanes until 15ft before they have to exit. You're really irritating.
  • Me, for my lack of a filing system.


Consuela - Apr 04, 2011 7:32:57 am PDT #1587 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Back from the mountains, where there were ridiculous amounts of snow. Driving down the lane to our ski lodge was like being in a tunnel because there were ten-to-twelve-foot walls of snow on each side.

ION, I wore new shoes today. They were hella comfy at Nordstrom's Rack when I tried them on--they're Born flats, quite nice. But in the half-mile walk from my gym to the office I got three bloody blisters on my feet (two on the heels, one on the spot just under my ankle bone where the lip of the shoe rubbed). OW.

So, hivemind: share me your stories of how to make shoes not hurt?

(And now I'm barefoot at my desk and very grateful I have sneakers in my gym bag...)


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2011 7:45:56 am PDT #1588 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Obviously not fucking enough, or you'd be more eager for morning.

this is interesting out of context.

Especially since it was originally in Bitches. But my confusion is gone now that I'm cross-caught up.


Jessica - Apr 04, 2011 7:47:32 am PDT #1589 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If it can't do a sharp 90° turn, it's not a real lightcycle.

If you buy me one, I promise to test this and report back. You have my word.


Jesse - Apr 04, 2011 8:00:53 am PDT #1590 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, hivemind: share me your stories of how to make shoes not hurt?

If they have potential, I just load up my feet with band-aids ahead of time, at least for the first few wearings.


Typo Boy - Apr 04, 2011 8:09:54 am PDT #1591 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Re: pine nuts and pine mount. An alternative to cheap Chinese pine nuts with pine mouth risk and expensive Italian ones with no pine mouth risk: risk free almonds, sunflower seeds etc.. Good taste, shelled sunflower seeds are cheap (at least where I am). An no risk of pine mouth. SF seeds are a good substitute for pine nuts in all recipes I've tried. Ok, I'm a subtaster so I guess you may want to get a second opinion, though ehow agrees.


§ ita § - Apr 04, 2011 8:11:38 am PDT #1592 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WHAT IS PINE MOUTH?

Okay, I guess I get what it is. Why is it? I mean, why should it persist? Why would you risk it? It sounds horrific.

Also, nuts, kinda ick.


sumi - Apr 04, 2011 8:12:15 am PDT #1593 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

OMG, I just has somebody come in - a starting out musician who was completely clueless to the fact that as a musician she needs to have an idea of what to charge to be hired. She thought she could do a "fundraiser" - i.e., to raise money so she could go into the studio and that we would hire her and she would charge for tickets. I had to explain that we wouldn't consider that a fundraiser . . . yikes. She was v. clueless and I hope she finds some help. I wasn't sure where to send her.