Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 02, 2011 4:26:29 pm PDT #1448 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

if you call the main courthouse, they should be able to search for you by name.

Yeah. I just wish I'd looked at my calendar during working hours. As things stand, I'll be calling them from work.

God, I hate paper so much, it makes me do some really stupid things, evidently.

Wait, ita, are you a citizen? I didn't know that

Yeah, took the leap last year. Oddly, it doesn't feel very different...

eta:

And if you don't get a response, show up anyway and ask

Yeah, but I don't know where. I'd hope it's the nearest courthouse, but even so...dammit. Idiot.


Nicole - Apr 02, 2011 4:28:41 pm PDT #1449 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!

ita "Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes" Jan 29, 2011 4:55:56 pm PST

ita, I don't know if this'll work or if it'll help but this looks like the original post regarding your jury duty. Maybe it'll stir up some memory...

eta - Just noticed that you said you realized you'd deferred. Never mind.


erikaj - Apr 02, 2011 4:28:57 pm PDT #1450 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Hec, I honestly think that's what would keep me from being a good driver. Also, my sense of *space* is completely fucked...it would feel like I was getting in an accident all day, every day. I think this is too bad.(Not that we could afford the hand controls anyway.)


sarameg - Apr 02, 2011 4:30:36 pm PDT #1451 of 30001

Yeah, I posted so long I didn't see that.

Yeah, took the leap last year. Oddly, it doesn't feel very different...

Except now you get jury summons! Uh, welcome fellow citizen, go play with the stupids of our country? (To be fair, maybe not ALL trials are as dumb as the once I sat, but OMG. SO DUMB. And bad, bad movies in the waiting room.)


Ginger - Apr 02, 2011 4:30:40 pm PDT #1452 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

How to understand what's going on around him, in front of him, behind him, and far ahead of him.

I'm still not a great driver, but I really learned a lot from the Smith System [link] classes I took at work. One thing they emphasize is constantly doing a circuit with your eyes from rear view mirror to right mirror to back window to left mirror to forward. They would argue that you should know if someone is right behind you, and if they are, you drive through the yellow light.


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:32:04 pm PDT #1453 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

God, I hate paper so much, it makes me do some really stupid things, evidently.

I've got the love/hate. When I don't keep an iron grip on bad stuff happens. And when I can't find that critical piece of paper, I totally panic.

Wait, ita, are you a citizen? I didn't know that

Yeah, took the leap last year. Oddly, it doesn't feel very different...

Hey, congrats.

I love hearing Craig Ferguson talking about his citizenship.


brenda m - Apr 02, 2011 4:32:58 pm PDT #1454 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

They would argue that you should know if someone is right behind you, and if they are, you drive through the yellow light.

Eh. Again, Chicago is different. But I'd rather be rear-ended than broadsided.


Daisy Jane - Apr 02, 2011 4:34:06 pm PDT #1455 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Nicole - Apr 2, 2011 6:28:41 pm PDT #1449 of 1453 Mark Block
"Kitchen, what's your status?" "Cookin' chicken."
ita "Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes" Jan 29, 2011 4:55:56 pm PST

That shit's awesome right there!


beekaytee - Apr 02, 2011 4:34:49 pm PDT #1456 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Except now you get jury summons! Uh, welcome fellow citizen, go play with the stupids of our country? (To be fair, maybe not ALL trials are as dumb as the once I sat, but OMG. SO DUMB. And bad, bad movies in the waiting room.)

I'm a bit envious of folks who have had good jury duty experiences. But sara's experience is my experience...every. single. time.

I did enjoy the guy who leaned over to me and said, "Hey, I believe in the violent overthrow of the government. Think that will get me off?"

Not sure if he actually said that, but he was dismissed at lightening speed and someone did follow him out of the courtroom.


bon bon - Apr 02, 2011 4:35:22 pm PDT #1457 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita, did you call 1-800-srv-jury? Oddly enough, mine is Monday too. But in the Valley.