Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2011 9:27:03 am PDT #14121 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When I was at a university, there was a dress code. That's not fair.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2011 9:28:04 am PDT #14122 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've never even heard of Raising Hope. What network is it on?

Fox. It's Garret Dillahunt, Martha Plimpton, and Cloris Leachman. They are insane.


DavidS - Jun 24, 2011 9:30:40 am PDT #14123 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Raising Hope is my favorite new comedy this year. It's very very funny. And all the actors are good. No weak links. And the writers are unafraid to pursue the comic logic to its most ridiculous endpoint.

The season finale was one of the funniest things I saw this year, aside from two episodes of Archer.


§ ita § - Jun 24, 2011 9:33:03 am PDT #14124 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I watched it because I wanted to know if Garret could do comedy, and because the baby on the billboard was crazy cute. It was the first sitcom I'd watched in years, and it was totally worth it. And Hec is right. It goes whole hog, and then regurgitates the hog.

Oh! You know what we haven't had enough of recently? Hookers and blow!


lisah - Jun 24, 2011 9:33:38 am PDT #14125 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

OH, yeah, Archer! So Raising Hope gets better after the pilot? it was quite the clunker.

OOh, I figured out which car's horn keeps going off. What should I write in the note??


Jessica - Jun 24, 2011 9:37:37 am PDT #14126 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I've hit a wall - my brain refuses to do any more work. This means I get to spend the rest of the afternoon on Hulu, right?


Typo Boy - Jun 24, 2011 9:38:58 am PDT #14127 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Leave a giant poster sized note that says:

"Thieves! Break into the car. Disconnect the horn and the car alarm and keep anything of value you find as a reward from a grateful neighborhood".

Probably not the most helpful suggestion.


lisah - Jun 24, 2011 9:40:52 am PDT #14128 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Probably not the most helpful suggestion.

Hah! It has many fewer instances of "fucking" in it than the ones I was thinking of. It seems to have stopped for the moment though.


Kathy A - Jun 24, 2011 9:47:11 am PDT #14129 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

We just had an "in-shelter drill"--basically, a tornado drill without sitting along the edges of the hallway with our arms covering our heads. They just moved us all into the underground garage, where all TPTB park. I've been here 19 years, and that's the first time we've ever had that kind of drill. Fire drills, yes, but never this.


brenda m - Jun 24, 2011 9:47:30 am PDT #14130 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So, what I was saying the other day about my boss potentially having no place in the new organization? It's official. Confidential (dammit) but official. I am not 100% sure she knows.

In conclusion, hookers and blow.