Book: I believe I just... I think I'm on the wrong ship. Inara: Maybe. Or maybe you're exactly where you ought to be.

'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - Jun 23, 2011 5:30:21 pm PDT #14028 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, msbelle, I'm so sorry. You haven't started your vbs yet, have you; it's not overstimulation from that?


msbelle - Jun 23, 2011 5:32:56 pm PDT #14029 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

vbs starts sunday, so part of it with him might be that I am stressed and busy, but FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!


Sparky1 - Jun 23, 2011 5:35:46 pm PDT #14030 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Arg, msbelle. I'm so sorry.


sarameg - Jun 23, 2011 5:38:20 pm PDT #14031 of 30001

Yeah, don't need this right now. Hopefully, he crashes shortly and you get a respite.


smonster - Jun 23, 2011 5:39:11 pm PDT #14032 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Uggh, msbelle. Hoping for a quiet resolution to the night.

You go, Salsa dog. You are awesome.


Amy - Jun 23, 2011 5:41:32 pm PDT #14033 of 30001
Because books.

I'm sorry, msbelle. Sometimes they know the exact wrong time to act out.


lisah - Jun 23, 2011 5:45:51 pm PDT #14034 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

hope for some quiet and peace in your house tonight, msbelle.

And for Sass to rest a bit and let herself be found!

I can't stop watching Supernanny tonight. So stressy! But compelling!


sarameg - Jun 23, 2011 5:51:18 pm PDT #14035 of 30001

Supernanny always left me with a jaw on the floor. The vacation of common sense in so many cases awed me (though there are some truly unusual situations, but still.)


lisah - Jun 23, 2011 6:16:19 pm PDT #14036 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Yeah, it seems like a lot of these families have just gotten into bad patterns and the parents have no skills to figure out how to get out of them. Supernanny is so comfortingly practical! Plus I love her glasses.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2011 6:42:03 pm PDT #14037 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Makeup kit packed into a gun is for stylish femmes fatale

Dangerous women would never carry around something as girlie looking as a purse, but they still want to look their best. To solve this dilemma, Dutch jewelry designer Ted Noten has created this scary looking pistol, but instead of bullets, this gun packs seven essentials no femme fatale would want to be without.

Each Seven Necessities Gun is built around the products of a different cosmetics house, so you can have a Dior gun or a Chanel one depending on your loyalties. In addition to lip gloss, mascara, and some perfume, the gun also holds a small piece of gold bullion for those quick escapes to Switzerland, and a thumb drive where you can store the contents of your little black book.

It also has a pill holder where you can put some Viagra for those chance romantic seductions, although adding that without a condom holder would seem to be the only truly dangerous feature of the gun.

Whipping out the gun to touch up your makeup on the New York subway would be pretty dangerous by itself, although at $11,500 to $17,000 a pop, chance are you'll probably be in a limo rather than on mass transit.