Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jun 20, 2011 1:31:51 pm PDT #13434 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well done, Owen!

Ouch, brenda, I definitely don't want to do that! And I should be able to remember such a vivid image, so thanks.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2011 1:40:31 pm PDT #13435 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My boss just called me out on chocolate as migraine trigger. Except, it's not. I do have a lot of junk food on my desk though.

Also, fruit. I succumbed to the siren call of mango again, and it's still not good. Less bad than before, but not good.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 20, 2011 1:48:55 pm PDT #13436 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

You know how baby carrots are really "baby cut" carrots?

I just found a WHOLE HUGE curled up CARROT in my bag. It was really weird.


Typo Boy - Jun 20, 2011 1:51:29 pm PDT #13437 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Isn't your boss misunderstanding how migraine triggers work anyway? As I understand it substance x is a trigger for person y. Though some triggers are more common than others, no substance is a trigger for everyone, and just about anything can be a trigger for someone. True?


DavidS - Jun 20, 2011 2:05:34 pm PDT #13438 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know how baby carrots are really "baby cut" carrots?

There's a pretty funny throwaway joke in Bridesmaids about "the ugly carrot" in every bag.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 20, 2011 2:08:56 pm PDT #13439 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I got the ugly carrot!!

Tom Lenk and friends are apparently raising funds through kickstarter for a documentary about producing a one man show. They have different levels of support. I think they know no one is going to give them $10,000, because this is your gift:

Tom will fly to your home, wash your car (while wearing lederhosen), perform his show in your kitchen or living room, prepare a meal for you (no guarantee that it will be edible), sing you a lullaby before bed, and watch you while you sleep.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2011 2:11:00 pm PDT #13440 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know if everything triggers someone, but there's nothing that says everyone has a trigger. If he sees me eating beef jerky, he'll have a point. But he won't, because things that trigger me start to taste nasty pretty damned quick.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2011 2:11:35 pm PDT #13441 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

watch you while you sleep.

How is that not rapey?


Cashmere - Jun 20, 2011 2:12:52 pm PDT #13442 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I got the ugly carrot!!

I hope you ate it. It's good luck!


Jesse - Jun 20, 2011 2:13:49 pm PDT #13443 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Because you're paying?