Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea. Zoe: Thanks for sayin', sir.

'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Jun 20, 2011 1:31:51 pm PDT #13434 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Well done, Owen!

Ouch, brenda, I definitely don't want to do that! And I should be able to remember such a vivid image, so thanks.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2011 1:40:31 pm PDT #13435 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My boss just called me out on chocolate as migraine trigger. Except, it's not. I do have a lot of junk food on my desk though.

Also, fruit. I succumbed to the siren call of mango again, and it's still not good. Less bad than before, but not good.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 20, 2011 1:48:55 pm PDT #13436 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

You know how baby carrots are really "baby cut" carrots?

I just found a WHOLE HUGE curled up CARROT in my bag. It was really weird.


Typo Boy - Jun 20, 2011 1:51:29 pm PDT #13437 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Isn't your boss misunderstanding how migraine triggers work anyway? As I understand it substance x is a trigger for person y. Though some triggers are more common than others, no substance is a trigger for everyone, and just about anything can be a trigger for someone. True?


DavidS - Jun 20, 2011 2:05:34 pm PDT #13438 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

You know how baby carrots are really "baby cut" carrots?

There's a pretty funny throwaway joke in Bridesmaids about "the ugly carrot" in every bag.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 20, 2011 2:08:56 pm PDT #13439 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I got the ugly carrot!!

Tom Lenk and friends are apparently raising funds through kickstarter for a documentary about producing a one man show. They have different levels of support. I think they know no one is going to give them $10,000, because this is your gift:

Tom will fly to your home, wash your car (while wearing lederhosen), perform his show in your kitchen or living room, prepare a meal for you (no guarantee that it will be edible), sing you a lullaby before bed, and watch you while you sleep.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2011 2:11:00 pm PDT #13440 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know if everything triggers someone, but there's nothing that says everyone has a trigger. If he sees me eating beef jerky, he'll have a point. But he won't, because things that trigger me start to taste nasty pretty damned quick.


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2011 2:11:35 pm PDT #13441 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

watch you while you sleep.

How is that not rapey?


Cashmere - Jun 20, 2011 2:12:52 pm PDT #13442 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I got the ugly carrot!!

I hope you ate it. It's good luck!


Jesse - Jun 20, 2011 2:13:49 pm PDT #13443 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Because you're paying?