Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

Mal ,'The Message'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Jun 20, 2011 9:16:12 am PDT #13364 of 30001

OH, I forgot about that creepy Vows! I was like "He met her when she wasn't quite yet 18?!? And now that she's 21 they're getting married, and he's in his 30s? CREEPYDUDE!"

How can there be 3000 kids in the 99th percentile and only 200 slots? Maybe they need to change their percentiles...


§ ita § - Jun 20, 2011 9:20:03 am PDT #13365 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just accept the gratitude and chocolate as your due.

Now I want it from everyone. Now.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2011 9:23:13 am PDT #13366 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Legal question: We got a contract that said something about "24 hours." We changed it to "24 business hours." That means three days instead of one, right?


-t - Jun 20, 2011 9:24:38 am PDT #13367 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I feel like my MBA should have prepared me for this issue. Maybe it did and I forgot.

Eta: ita's chocolate expectations, not Jesse's ambiguous time


Jessica - Jun 20, 2011 9:25:33 am PDT #13368 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

How can there be 3000 kids in the 99th percentile and only 200 slots? Maybe they need to change their percentiles...

What we need is higher property taxes so the city can afford to open more schools. I guess they could make the tests harder so fewer kids qualify, but that doesn't really solve the root problem, which is overcrowding.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2011 9:25:39 am PDT #13369 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's not really my problem, but I realized that my coworker and I were assuming it meant different things.


le nubian - Jun 20, 2011 9:25:54 am PDT #13370 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

In grad school, I met a grad student in a different department who seemed like a really charming man. When we had dinner out, he revealed to me that he thought his soulmate was his best friend's sister who was 7 years when they met (I think he met her when he was 15 or 18 so there was a 10-12 year age difference. He said he was planning to wait for her, let her grow up and experience the world, but he always thought they would end up married.

I was so creeped out by that that I never wanted to speak to him again.


Jesse - Jun 20, 2011 9:26:24 am PDT #13371 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Eta: ita's chocolate expectations, not Jesse's ambiguous time

Hee! I thought you meant mine!


Steph L. - Jun 20, 2011 9:27:41 am PDT #13372 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

he thought his soulmate was his best friend's sister who was 7 years when they met (I think he met her when he was 15 or 18 so there was a 10-12 year age difference. He said he was planning to wait for her, let her grow up and experience the world, but he always thought they would end up married.

Isn't that part of the plot of the last sparkly vampire book? Like, the werewolf falls in love with the newborn vampire? (That last question is one of the weirdest ones I've ever asked.)


tommyrot - Jun 20, 2011 9:30:13 am PDT #13373 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

he thought his soulmate was his best friend's sister who was 7 years when they met

Yuck.

I just hate the whole idea of soulmates. I mean, the version where there's one person in the whole world for you. I think that idea can really fuck someone up.