The word "dongle" makes me giggle. Especially since the director at the theatre refers to some sort of jump drive he wears around his neck as his "dongle".
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Jun 10, 2011 8:02:40 am PDT #12230 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Toddson - Jun 10, 2011 8:04:18 am PDT #12231 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Years ago, one evening I was working late with our tech support person and we were both getting tired and more than a little punchy. He was reading the documentation that came with an old-style mouse, including instructions and information about the mouse balls. Yes, we both turned twelve and were giggling hysterically over them.
Ginger - Jun 10, 2011 8:08:34 am PDT #12232 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The grad school admissions office I temped at had a whole Underrepresented Minorities program
There never seemed to be any programs for Czech-surnamed students.
She said "mouse balls!" *giggles*
Sophia Brooks - Jun 10, 2011 8:10:38 am PDT #12233 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
My theatre director is British, and I swear his says "my dongle" just like Mrs. Slocombe says "my pussy"
Jessica - Jun 10, 2011 8:12:10 am PDT #12234 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Why is there always that point mid-clean when everything is twice as messy as when I started? I swear I didn't have this much crap an hour ago.
megan walker - Jun 10, 2011 8:13:49 am PDT #12235 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Why is there always that point mid-clean when everything is twice as messy as when I started?
It's always darkest before the dawn.
Jesse - Jun 10, 2011 8:15:07 am PDT #12236 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
MOUSE BALLS.
Toddson - Jun 10, 2011 8:18:44 am PDT #12237 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
snerk
tommyrot - Jun 10, 2011 8:41:14 am PDT #12238 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Jun 10, 2011 8:44:13 am PDT #12239 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.