I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jun 10, 2011 7:16:39 am PDT #12221 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Amy, the people who lived on the corner near the strip mall that contained the only stores in all of my hometown had the same problem with us kids. They ended up putting a little flower/rock garden thing in that corner and surrounded it with a white picket fence that extended about four feet out on each side of the corner. That took care of the kids driving through their lawn.


le nubian - Jun 10, 2011 7:18:15 am PDT #12222 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Surely so. I'd find the experience stressful and unpleasant, and I'm in full possession of my faculties.

ha!


brenda m - Jun 10, 2011 7:19:16 am PDT #12223 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Surely so. I'd find the experience stressful and unpleasant, and I'm in full possession of my faculties.

Addled with dementia might possibly be the best headspace in which to encounter Sarah Palin. But it's still a ridiculous notion.


Jesse - Jun 10, 2011 7:42:08 am PDT #12224 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Can I rant about Apple for a second? Why do they have all different kinds of connectors for different models?? A coworker just had to borrow my "dongle," so I can't use my external monitor, even though I have a spare dongle in my desk, because it's from an older computer and doesn't work with this kind. Annoying. Also, why do we call them dongles?


§ ita § - Jun 10, 2011 7:44:04 am PDT #12225 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also, why do we call them dongles?

What do you want to call them?


Jesse - Jun 10, 2011 7:47:06 am PDT #12226 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't know -- connector thingies? Apparently I never had a need to call them anything before I started working here.


tommyrot - Jun 10, 2011 7:57:00 am PDT #12227 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, as Apple laptops got smaller, they had to come out with smaller and smaller video connectors.


§ ita § - Jun 10, 2011 8:00:02 am PDT #12228 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know -- connector thingies?

How is that an improvement on dongles?

Looks like the tech that worked on my computer the other day shut down the wireframe program without saving my document. Fuck. Back to drawing board.


Jesse - Jun 10, 2011 8:01:51 am PDT #12229 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How is that an improvement on dongles?

Hardly at all! Slightly less dirty-sounding?

Well, as Apple laptops got smaller, they had to come out with smaller and smaller video connectors.

Don't they know how inconvenient this is for me? And everyone else in my office, every time we are running all over the damn place looking for the right dongle?


Sophia Brooks - Jun 10, 2011 8:02:40 am PDT #12230 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

The word "dongle" makes me giggle. Especially since the director at the theatre refers to some sort of jump drive he wears around his neck as his "dongle".