We are currently having a big t-storm, hopefully without any bonus tornados this time. Supposed to bring us a cool front.

Did we suddenly get severely post-racial? Why is an article telling me we think of him as white? I can see some people might think of Morena Baccarin as such, but Jesse? What?

I think of him sometimes!

So, I got a huge burrito for dinner. If I eat half now, can I reheat the other half somehow?

No.

It has to stay cold forever.

What?

I can see some people might think of Morena Baccarin as such

She's not?

Oh, no, we don't think of him as white. Rashida Jones "we" do, though, I think.

Back to my burrito: unwrap it from the foil and re-heat in the microwave? But that wrecks the pico de gallo. Maybe I just have to finish it.

When I was in middle school my brother answered the phone and then handed it to me saying "it's for you". I'm pretty sure the man asked for me by name, but he may have just asked to speak to "your sister".

Anyway, the man then explained that he had my mother and unless I did exactly what he said he was going to hurt her. I don't remember exactly what he asked me to do but it was along the lines of - take off your clothes. I hung up the phone and went back into the living room where I had been watching tv with Mom and my brother.

Couple of years later there's an article in the paper about a man who'd been calling women and girls and saying he had their loved ones and telling them to take off their clothes and touch themselves and tell him what they were doing or else. And almost all of them did but few called the police.

There was also a time when Mom told me about a phone call that woke her up in the middle of the night. A man saying he was a neighbor claimed he saw some guy peeping in our windows and caught him. And the friendly neighbor I think asked Mom to describe what she was wearing or something to "prove" the peeping tom had really seen what he claimed. Mom said she was sleepy and disoriented from being woken up and almost started to tell him something. Then realized the way the house was positioned on our 2 acres of land and the stand of trees between us and the neighbors there was no way this guy could be a neighbor so she hung.

No. It has to stay cold forever.

Truly we are witnessing the Ragnarok of your burrito.

Why is an article telling me we think of him as white?

Because they are wrong?

I've reheated burritos but they are never the same, exactly. Mostly I reheat them and eat the guts. The tortillas rarely survive in edible form.

Yikes, askye -- good thing your mom was there.

I also remember dirty phone calls when I was a kid, but nothing that elaborate or scary.