I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.

Tara ,'Get It Done'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Jun 03, 2011 5:55:51 am PDT #11092 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

This NPR story about an Indie Rock club and arts movie house that nurtured a creative boom in Omaha - and therefore a business and housing boom brought me back to our earlier conversation: at the end of the story they talked about how much money the two businesses had been instrumental in bringing into the community and then they said, "but don't worry, they're still broke." (Or words to that effect.)

That is the maddening thing - that the arts leads to a boom which bypasses the originators and then, often, forces them to leave that community.


smonster - Jun 03, 2011 6:02:32 am PDT #11093 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

NYT NEWS ALERT: John Edwards Is Indicted by a Federal Grand Jury in Campaign Funds Case, the A.P. Reports

I knew, but then he lives down the street from me, in a "green" fugly tower that is contributing to the rapid gentrification of my neighborhood and btw is bankrupt (the tower), and he apparently hangs at the hipster bar on the block. Fucking slimeball. I never liked him.

Yay Gud! Great news.


ChiKat - Jun 03, 2011 6:04:01 am PDT #11094 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Gud!!! That is so exciting!


billytea - Jun 03, 2011 6:10:09 am PDT #11095 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Congratulations, Gud!

This Wondermark is simply hilarious: [link]

The next one is quite excellent too. [link]


tommyrot - Jun 03, 2011 6:11:48 am PDT #11096 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sarah Palin's version of Paul Revere's ride:

He who warned, uh, the…the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and um by makin’ sure that as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warnin’ shots and bells that uh we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free…and we were gonna be armed.

[link]


Ginger - Jun 03, 2011 6:38:30 am PDT #11097 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The artist with the tiny Klein bottle also makes a heart in a jar: [link]

"I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."


billytea - Jun 03, 2011 6:41:18 am PDT #11098 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in the rest of him.


§ ita § - Jun 03, 2011 6:51:19 am PDT #11099 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, it does not behoove you to act like the fix to the technical problem was so obvious that I should have found it myself. What that really means is that it was so obvious that you shouldn't have made it in the first place and kept me off the network for almost an hour this morning.


bon bon - Jun 03, 2011 7:27:01 am PDT #11100 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Fridays are so weird in my office. With 5/4/9, all the accrued leave and job travel no one is here. There are ten empty offices to my left. Hellooooooo, anybody here?


Jesse - Jun 03, 2011 7:30:33 am PDT #11101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What's 5/4/9?