Yay, Gud!!! That is so exciting!
Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
'Shindig'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Jun 03, 2011 6:04:01 am PDT #11094 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
billytea - Jun 03, 2011 6:10:09 am PDT #11095 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Congratulations, Gud!
This Wondermark is simply hilarious: [link]
The next one is quite excellent too. [link]
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2011 6:11:48 am PDT #11096 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sarah Palin's version of Paul Revere's ride:
He who warned, uh, the…the British that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh, by ringin’ those bells and um by makin’ sure that as he’s ridin’ his horse through town to send those warnin’ shots and bells that uh we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free…and we were gonna be armed.
Ginger - Jun 03, 2011 6:38:30 am PDT #11097 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The artist with the tiny Klein bottle also makes a heart in a jar: [link]
"I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."
billytea - Jun 03, 2011 6:41:18 am PDT #11098 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in the rest of him.
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2011 6:51:19 am PDT #11099 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You know, it does not behoove you to act like the fix to the technical problem was so obvious that I should have found it myself. What that really means is that it was so obvious that you shouldn't have made it in the first place and kept me off the network for almost an hour this morning.
bon bon - Jun 03, 2011 7:27:01 am PDT #11100 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Fridays are so weird in my office. With 5/4/9, all the accrued leave and job travel no one is here. There are ten empty offices to my left. Hellooooooo, anybody here?
Jesse - Jun 03, 2011 7:30:33 am PDT #11101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
What's 5/4/9?
bon bon - Jun 03, 2011 7:34:01 am PDT #11102 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Istg I just got an email to the whole office about two falcons killing a pigeon and eating it, on someone's windowsill, with directions for those who want to come take a look.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2011 7:34:32 am PDT #11103 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Heh. I'd totally go take a look.