You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - May 31, 2011 5:58:53 pm PDT #10550 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Until I did the time zone math and then looked more closely at the text, ESPN2 freaked me out for a few seconds when they flashed a story about Soderling beating Nadal in an upset. Yeah, two years ago, ESPN!

Shrift, buy us stuff!

Hey, I didn't get this platinum card by buying stuff!

...wait.


erikaj - May 31, 2011 6:03:59 pm PDT #10551 of 30001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

One of the many things I hate about Arizona(trust me, there's a list) is that after I posted a letter to the editor, somebody thought they were really cutting me off at the knees(also redundant) by saying I wanted a cradle-to-grave government.Like it would be the awfullest, most emasculating thing ever if people felt they had someplace to turn when they were in trouble. I might have debated further if, like, my choice of parents and my college major from twelve years ago weren't also found wanting.


Steph L. - May 31, 2011 6:15:04 pm PDT #10552 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Shrift, buy us stuff!

Hey, I didn't get this platinum card by buying stuff!

...wait.

I'm just asking for a *tiny* convertible, sheesh! And a duplex. And checks.

...possibly I'm confusing you with Santa (baby).


§ ita § - May 31, 2011 6:39:04 pm PDT #10553 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This could totally work on me...

In case anyone stops by to ask.


sumi - May 31, 2011 6:49:37 pm PDT #10554 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

Hmmm, could a Platinum Card buy an island?


DebetEsse - May 31, 2011 7:15:44 pm PDT #10555 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

For an island, you need a black card.

Platinum will get you a nice, scenic sand bar.


§ ita § - May 31, 2011 8:07:55 pm PDT #10556 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Too cool.


Polter-Cow - May 31, 2011 8:11:12 pm PDT #10557 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Who's on drums? Barbara? I don't know any other DC redheads.


javachik - May 31, 2011 8:15:05 pm PDT #10558 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

My cousin and her husband are both professors in Toronto and they each take 6 months (12 total) with each baby. So Cindy is home for the first 6 months, then Rob is. And their universities "top up" the mat/pat leave so they're at like 95% salary for that time. Very civilized.


beth b - May 31, 2011 8:15:15 pm PDT #10559 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay for FAQ Update!