He calls himself MERLIN, but I shall dub him THE WIZARD OF ASSCAPS.
Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.
'Shindig'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 31, 2011 1:01:16 pm PDT #10531 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Calli - May 31, 2011 1:02:22 pm PDT #10532 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Congratulations, Jon B. and FAQWife!
Sue - May 31, 2011 1:16:38 pm PDT #10533 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Congrats Jon and FAQWife!!! Yay baby!
§ ita § - May 31, 2011 1:25:39 pm PDT #10534 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe you're just going to watch porn together. No discussion, no in-depth analyses. Just watching. And feeling bad that you can't play in his little bearded games.
Sheryl - May 31, 2011 1:26:21 pm PDT #10535 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Congrats Jon and FAQWife!
§ ita § - May 31, 2011 1:31:40 pm PDT #10536 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
This is the problem with not working from home. Working from home. I've logged an hour so far. It's just..shit needed to get done before tomorrow,
If you got to do stunts for one movie/TV show, but magic stunts where you're not going to get the shit banged out of you, but you still do the fake fights and the wire work and shoot big fancy guns with no bullets or slice mannequins in half--who would you pick?
I think I'm a bit biased right now, becuase I think I'd pick Electra. A lot of physical stuff to do--not too much CGI which will only look right after the editing rom. She has my favourite weapon, the sai, and she's dressed in leather.
I'll have to think about the rest. It's gonna be a long list.
aurelia - May 31, 2011 2:03:29 pm PDT #10537 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I've never thought about it in those terms. I have wondered who I could theoretically be a stunt double for. If I lost 15-20 lbs I think I could do stunts for Anna Torv.
I do sometimes wish I had thought about that as a career path when I was 20 yrs old. I would've been just fit and foolish enough to give it a shot.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 31, 2011 2:13:58 pm PDT #10538 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!
Congrats, Jon and FAQWife!
tommyrot - May 31, 2011 2:39:25 pm PDT #10539 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - May 31, 2011 4:30:30 pm PDT #10540 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Watching Property Virgins (I really have a problem), and this woman is a single mother about to finish her YEAR of maternity leave?? Seriously, Canada?!?!